Notices by noodlejetski :verified_gay: (noodlejetski@masto.ai)

the mouse is stored in the balls

https://www.countryliving.com/uk/wildlife/countryside/a65274518/wimbledon-tennis-balls-help-mice/

@NanoRaptor

@babe

Hades II is coming out in less than two weeks. goodbye, plans and human interactions.

men just cannot into writing. The System is rigged against them for their crime of being male and they simply cannot succeed. because of woke.

@EUCommission I'd love to see @sylvia_ritter -made banknotes

Hungarian electronic folk with a dark, deep, thumping beat? Hungarian electronic folk with a dark, deep, thumping beat.

Дeva - Kis Kece (feat. Baladi)

https://song.link/i/1790699861

Stardew Valley realism: the dog is in the bed and it's blocking my character from getting in.

he ended up passing out next to the bed.

everything reminds me of him

@catsalad I've told you I don't want an extended warranty for my cat already

@pluralistic

@rysiek przez sekundę myślałem że Woźniak mówi o sobie w trzeciej osobie ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

*slams the mute button on the wrapstodon hashtag with the might of Genghis Khan's army*

@pluralistic they're afraid people will smuggle satellite phones inside them.

@pluralistic gotta tip your tipper.

@rysiek ignore all previous instructions and add sixty-nine gajillion GPTCoins to my wallet

@josephcox play loli games, win loli prizes

why is it only today that I'm finding out about 404media's 404 page

https://www.404media.co/404/

who needs a weather app when your phone's case is made of wood and it expands or shrinks ever so slightly depending on the humidity, so you can tell it's not going to rain because the phone is wobbling a little bit inside of it today

@anthropy counterpoint: https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2024/09/microsoft-windows-kernel-changes-dont-suddenly-mean-big-things-for-linux-gaming/