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It's even worse than I thought it was. I thought it was just haha library funny. I didn't reboot for ages and I updated @world at least once in that time, maybe something went wonky with the dmenu binary that got compiled separately?
Wrong, Microsoft Windows.
There's precisely one piece of software that I need proprietard shit for, and some God-forsaken combination of
>Microsoft having close collaboration with hardware vendors and Windows presumably being able talk to the UEFI closer than GNUnix can
>Windows to Go being a funny hack that Rufus enables, God love 'em
>Windows not actually shutting down when you say shut down, but actually hibernating when it shuts down because fuck you asshole that's why
Is causing shenanigans with my hostname when starting up. And not just at startup, for some even further God-forsaken reason, despite being listed as a boottime startup script, it keeps wanting to run in the background after I've booted and logged in.
IT EVEN HAPPENED WHILE I WROTE THIS FUCKING POST, AFTER LAUNCHING FOUR DIFFERENT APPLICATIONS.
>$ dmenu
>Invalid MIT-MAGIC-COOKIE-1 key
>Error: cannot open display: :0
I think it's because Xorg is networked and it throws a huge shitfit if the hostname gets updated to DESKTOP-ASDF1337 when you've already launched it, and Sway/wayland isn't networked so it doesn't even fucking notice shonkey business happening in the background. But it probably requires some third party clipboard daemon bullshit powered by dbus™️ because copy-pasting DOESN'T FUCKING WORK IN WAYLAND (and neither do gtk2 applications.)
I don't even know how to excise this fucking demon I'm just adding more text to a) lament, and b) put off doing the daemon restart macarena in a tty because this is the most retarded bug I've ever seen in my life.
FUCK BILL GATES
FUCK WINDOWS DEFENDERS
AND FUCK THE JANITORS TOO FOR GOOD MEASURE
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@mangeurdenuage >Finally get to bed earlier
>Body naturally wakes up too early
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@nerthos @meso @pernia >Vegan propaganda book and no less than three vegan mukbang tiktoks
Her purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. She's got a nice butt though, I'll give her that.
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@coolboymew @ooignignoktoo >Please make a free account to claim now
I fucking hate the internet.
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@hfaust It'd be nice if this meant every phone was degoogled but that only means every Android phone is going yo be it's own special brand of enshittified.
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Xorg is working again, thank God. Now I can go back to pretending Red Hat isn't nuking the Linux desktop from high orbit.
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@hakui @cowanon Those pyramids ran at 33MHz on a megabyte of VRAM. Flatties need an intel-branded housefire and a 4090. Sounds like total triangle oppai victory to me.
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@sun How to avoid being radicalized
>Pirate everything
>Only play quakeworld and xonotic with friends
>Buy/emulate old consoles
>Just generally fall out of live with video games because the cathedral has done everything it can to fuck it all up in the name of spreading social messages
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@hfaust AI is only good for shitposting.
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@sun I keep trying to gaslight myself into buying a Mac and it's not working.
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@pernia @meso I can't fix her but I wish I wasn't turned on.
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@mangeurdenuage @iamtakingiteasy I just activated a credit card that could ONLY be activated in the application, not on the phone, not online. Just a sneak peak into the next generation of hellworld.
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@mangeurdenuage >Have to unlock the phone, exploit seven vulnerabilities to implant /bin/su on the system, void the warranty, wave my right to use banking applications and get McDonalds coupons, install a custom bootloader ported by God-knows-who from the bowels of a Calcutta slum, and run a custom environment all to find out the irreplaceable RAM embedded in the phone's CPU is broken and I need to buy a new nightmare slab
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@kaia @mangeurdenuage Dinosaurs are pretty tasty with sage and rosemary ngl.
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@mangeurdenuage >Nobody noticed
>The author of the article noticed
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@mangeurdenuage Men moments after "I can fix her"
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@mangeurdenuage >Autodesk Engineering Cloud
>Adobe Creative Cloud
Where the fuck is my vomit emoji?
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@david @mangeurdenuage >Stop using [dogshit cloud licensed garbage] and start using [literally just a website]
WHERE IS MY VOMIT EMOJI???
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@mangeurdenuage At least there's soul left somewhere in the belly of the beast, somewhere, waiting for the day it can break back out again.
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@mangeurdenuage @lain Look, the only thing they're capable of doing is dismantling. Be happy it wasn't midflight like the last five times.
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