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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 00:14:53 JST
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it's coming home -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 20:54:24 JST
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the Beatles are my last bit of cope from the boomer regime that I'm holding on to and refuse to listen to anyone correctly telling me they are a psyop. I won't hear it. we all need some copes in this world. -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:21:57 JST
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"We'll prick him, we'll prick him all over with a pin,
And that'll make my lady come downstairs to him."
So they pricked him, and they pricked him all over with a pin,
And the false nurse held the basin for the blood to flow in. -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 14:21:57 JST
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Long Lankin was hanged on a gibbet so high
And the false nurse was burned on a fire that's close by -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 22:06:15 JST
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The Doctor just called. He wanted me to tell you that you've got Full Blown AIDS. I'm sorry you have to find out this way. -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 22:06:14 JST
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There's no cure for full blown AIDS. -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2026 06:39:06 JST
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@spectatorindex jeff cliff is on the loose -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jun-2026 06:20:50 JST
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Rick Deckard being sent out to eliminate AI slop in cyberpunk LA
>Nice avatar you got there. You draw that yourself?
>[man drops his food and sprints into an alley] -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 01-Jun-2026 02:45:08 JST
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by 2036 84% of all webpages was a fandom wiki, the number was growing -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Monday, 01-Jun-2026 00:37:03 JST
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the bagel has a hole at its center. in its core there is a void, a lack. it is a regular bread roll with something missing, a critical component clipped out in order to cheat the user of a full breaded product. -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 23:51:30 JST
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pedo owned government, or POG, as I like to call it -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 06:09:50 JST
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@lain I wish Neikocat were still alive, the only other football slop enjoyer on the entire feddy-net -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 06:09:36 JST
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@lain sorry for your loss as it was v grim -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 06:07:13 JST
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I am immensely thrilled that Arsenal have lost the Champions League final on penalties -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 06:07:12 JST
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inb4 lain tells me they always try and walk it in -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 05:53:35 JST
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I saw him -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 31-May-2026 05:53:33 JST
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@sampo look how perfectly his little bird claws grip around that twig, nature is truly magical -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 08:51:43 JST
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @beardalaxy the forest of impaled corpses was real, but he did it for good reasons. he was a rational actor managing a weak state doing what he could to deter the Ottomans from moving north against him. maybe the extent of it was embellished over the years. -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 04:19:50 JST
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@lain don't laugh at that horrible tragedy -
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augustus pugin ๐ (augustus@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 30-May-2026 04:18:00 JST
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More like Bored of Canada