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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 16-Mar-2026 07:56:12 JST
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oh, and the ability to delete individual comments i don’t like because i have an image to uphold because that Madonline thing is gay and boring now -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 16-Mar-2026 07:56:11 JST
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“please excuse me while I give that nice Fuentes fellow these 20,000 dollars” -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2026 11:52:42 JST
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DOGE was a ruse to "save" all the monies for use in Operation Epstein Fury -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Feb-2026 03:02:27 JST
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i mean...he's French so i'm not surprised.
but also wtf.
https://www.navytimes.com/veterans/military-history/2026/02/02/frenchman-hospitalized-after-inserting-wwi-munition-up-his-rear/ -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Feb-2026 02:46:58 JST
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this is why we are stealing the giant ice cube from Denmark for our freedoms and democracies to allow Epsteins to create 4chans and bananas and rice. In conversation from gnusocial.jp permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-2026 10:36:59 JST
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just think of how excited you’re gonna be when you only got up to pee once instead of your usual 3 times. you feel like you slept for weeks. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 16-Jan-2026 01:48:29 JST
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>narrator: and NCD harnesses that immense potential energy and uses science to transform it into electricity in order to keep the lights on In conversation from gnusocial.jp permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-2025 08:59:52 JST
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this is not a hell thread but a going to hell thread because you made me click because it was on my tl 😭 In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 23:56:46 JST
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le sigh
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-2025 23:36:35 JST
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everyone makes the joke about floppy disks but true story, until relatively recent history, i had many 100mb Iomega Zip Drive disks sitting in a box that was once my backup plan In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Oct-2025 01:54:11 JST
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so apparently this fat fucking fuck of a fat guy in a little coat said nigger somewhere online and it's all the news apparently.
(if this is one of you and you are now doxxed i'm sorry you're not more fit. don't make ancestor shame - go lift you fat fuck. you're making the rest of us look bad.)In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Oct-2025 00:58:10 JST
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i hope that 3I/Atlas thing makes a hard right and smashes the fuck outta this planet for reasons. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Oct-2025 03:38:16 JST
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oh yeah?!? well, you just wait because in two weeks you're sure gonna be so wrong and then what?!
[insert sick maga burn here]In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2025 23:41:53 JST
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all i see is Toyota in the upper right and we all know what that means:
Toyotathon is coming!In conversation from gnusocial.jp permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2025 23:41:52 JST
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brb gonna get Toyota Hilux tat in arabic on my forearm because that’s what american infidels do for your freedomz In conversation from gnusocial.jp permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-Sep-2025 00:50:25 JST
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when "take 2 and call me in the morning" plays out In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 11:55:57 JST
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go go gadget real american hero who has the power (and something D&D) In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 11:55:56 JST
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Cobra Commander and Snake Eyes was my #1 In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 26-Jul-2025 11:02:56 JST
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enjoy your weekend In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 10:48:52 JST
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well now, look at the time In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments