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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 22:37:21 JST heytomjones
i got bets it’ll be a black pope at least -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 09:24:24 JST heytomjones
i was grateful to not be most people -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 03:07:02 JST heytomjones
*flips switch on power drill
“That’s why I have a reverse mortgage from Rosland Capital…” -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 10:26:15 JST heytomjones
third.
but truthfully it’s my first real and last -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 08:35:52 JST heytomjones
this explains my first two marriages -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 20-Mar-2025 18:32:17 JST heytomjones
no lies detected. -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 23:39:44 JST heytomjones
what an odd thing to say -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 09-Feb-2025 22:53:39 JST heytomjones
Department Of Gonad Energy -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 08-Feb-2025 00:32:29 JST heytomjones
just when you thought it was gay, it gets gayer -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 21:42:25 JST heytomjones
so i wake up to read that Kanye is apparently being based again until next time -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jan-2025 05:48:56 JST heytomjones
>spoken in Sally Struthers feed the children voice: “like this soon-to-be single mom that uses a handle called Muddie but who we’ll call Margaret…” -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 23:40:23 JST heytomjones
gm -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 10:49:29 JST heytomjones
i wonder if the bigger Stargate play was to rugpull the shit outta all the insider traders (think Pelosi, et al) in congress and elsewhere in DC and have them suffer a big-ass loss…?
who’s checking to see how their personal fortunes are doing right now? -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jan-2025 05:59:36 JST heytomjones
not sure about your parts but go my local costco on a sunday and you’d think the food court was the ICE temporary holding cell
(wait. i know what i’m doing this weekend to earn a few 750 dolares.) -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 12:07:08 JST heytomjones
and to think, tomorrow's also a full moon -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 01:09:52 JST heytomjones
this proves the earth is not flat (chested) -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 02:06:59 JST heytomjones
yes.
and the wifejak science is now settled for me.
tyfys. -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 07-Nov-2024 10:03:57 JST heytomjones
is it too early for the rookie numbers meme because these are rookie numbers -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 11:32:12 JST heytomjones
just wait til you're 50 -
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heytomjones (heytomjones@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 06:37:14 JST heytomjones
…and suddenly, for no reason whatsoever, ai wordsalad generator 3.0 becomes useful