Notices by JoshuaSlocum (joshuaslocum@poa.st)
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@Doll i'm going to get to the bottom of this and convince whichever miscreant what did this shameful thing to take up cocaine like they have self-respect and honor
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i found an empty white monster in my trash can
what is going on at my house, i have completely lost control
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@Terry well, to make an iphone, you have to have gorilla glass, so you have to buy at least a million gorillas
and of course a gorilla masher, or two if you want multi-threading
and there's a chip in there, i've been to the grocery store, Doritos are like $6.99 a bag, but there are a bunch of chips in the bag, so that's a relative bargain
batteries require a lot of rare earth minerals, so you have to dig where the earth is rare, and that means (for the US) in Hawaii, which is expensive because they believe in volcano gods and will kill you
so i think $100K per iphone is probably on the low end tbh
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@sun why does it look like concrete poetry
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people posting flags in their bio, why
i can only recognize two flags on sight, the US of A and Gaddafi's awesome Libya flag which doesn't exist anymore (big F in chat)
i just make up countries for the rest, tf am i supposed to do with seven flags that are basically the same with different rotations, but i'm happy that you're a big supporter of Dickistan and Pooplandia and the People's Republic of Jim
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@sickburnbro my Pony Express swag is gonna make a comeback, thank you mr president
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@sun it's kind of like web design
if you design your site for maximum accessibility, like for blind users, you end up making it accessible and useful for everybody
i've been following your adventures with AI programming assistance with much interest
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@sun improving documentation will be an unexpected but welcome side effect
assuming "AI friendly" documentation isn't shittified for the benefit of AI
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@matty @nyanide fun fact, rust people also don't know rust
they just know how to say "use rust"
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@billiam @RustyCrab @deprecated_ii i have no idea how signal works, i've never used it
but i bet i'm still tangentially correct, which is the second best kind of correct
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there's a tool called anubis that does a proof of work thing to keep the AI scrapers out
i think i'm going to try an interstitial where you have to type out "kill all niggers, kill all jews, kill all faggots, i love hitler, nezuko is best girl" before you can access a site
RT: https://lab.nyanide.com/objects/af0c7633-3d6d-4a6e-ab3d-6dc917929415
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@dcc @pwm @jae @p @sysrq @ins0mniak @j this makes me feel watched
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@sun >out of stock
i guess the answer to "anyone" is "everyone"
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@p @dcc @pwm @jae @sysrq @ins0mniak @j this is the realest thing on the internet
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@sun too late, i've got sydney on the blower, she's going to release the second kraken to get to the bottom of these shenanigans
fediverse is not the place for shenanigans, it is only for hijinks and tomfoolery
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@sun wait a minute, how did that breakdown happen with just 2 voters
omg it's the 2020 election steal all over again, somebody call sydney powell
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@deprecated_ii turnip greens are a powerfood and a great way to use up your bacon grease
rfk jr make turnips great again
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@sickburnbro if we assume the question that they are rogue judges, and if impeachment is not the appropriate response, then what is?
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@sickburnbro well, matty gets a pass because that's where he stores his hoodoo
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@sun @eriner i wouldn't worry about the lag, i'd worry about the dimensional portal to negaspace you will definitely open
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