Notices by JoshuaSlocum (joshuaslocum@poa.st)
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@MeanwhileInOhio @verita84 @newt it was truly awful
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@newt @verita84 it's funny that the company that brought the mouse to the masses has never made a really good one
Apple has had some killer keyboards, Extended II being a prime example
but all of their meeses have been mid to awful
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@nyanide i have fond thoughts of DSL
got link-aggregated 56k modems going, but it was a pain and kinda expensive for what you got
then came DSL, and things were so much better
before the dark times
before oversubscribed DOCSIS
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it's time to ban people from using Excel, holy shit how can you be this bad at it
also, passing Excel files around via email is retarded, now nobody has the correct current version
also also, ban attachments in email, we've passed the "more harm than good" barrier
also also also, ban people from computers
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@nyanide is it He-Man?
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@p @fedilist >Like stirring the paint with the flathead screwdriver you used to pry the paint can open
this is now my new favorite simile
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@jerkdouglas @vitalis @j it's also the canning process that turns the cartilage into a chewable texture
eating sardines right out of the tin is a power flex, do this right in front of somebody and they'll obey your every command, highly recommended
tinned smoked oysters are also the tits
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@ForbiddenDreamer @KiKi88 i wanna know what perversion the double popsicle represents
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@lain ain't no crazy like minnesota crazy
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@BowsacNoodle @s2208 >hospitality
this means "works in a hotel" right?
>eclectic
this means "ethnicities hardcore racists have never heard of and people who drink paint" right?
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@s2208 >lifer at hospitality industry
does this mean hooker?
it means hooker doesn't it
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@s2208 i don't have to imagine, there's a picture right there, this riddle sucks, i'm telling @HockeyDoxie on you
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@parker "fruit boots" would be a great slur for gay soldiers
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@tyler @King_Noticer @BowsacNoodle @SuperSnekFriend the only time the word "remit" is used is when something insufferably boring, but also a giant pain in your ass, is being said
the wonders of the English language
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@James_Dixon @tyler @BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend when i come to power the word "moist" will be banned
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@James_Dixon @tyler @BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend have you said "thank you"
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@James_Dixon @tyler @BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend be the change that you want to see
behead moist-users
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@PodunkPotato @s2208 @BowsacNoodle @EvilSandmich @sickburnbro "we have seven theories that are all wrong for different reasons, i guess we go with the least wrong one, knock off early, and do heroin until the screaming stops"
there comes a time in every astronomer's professional career where they look up how to get forklift certified
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@PodunkPotato @BowsacNoodle @s2208 @EvilSandmich @sickburnbro missing volatiles, as i recall, means the collision happened early on, and Earth received a lot of its volatiles during the heavy bombardment phase
i feel for these guys because they don't have a lot of hard data to work with and a shitload of questions to answer
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@sickburnbro @PodunkPotato @s2208 @BowsacNoodle @EvilSandmich we don't have a really good theory of solar system formation
the one we had--things sorta condense out at different freezing points--worked pretty good for our solar system
once we started getting extrasolar planets like Jupiter-size gas giants in orbits closer in than Mercury, everybody started flipping out
i mean, Venus rotates the wrong way, how tf did that happen
and Uranus is all flopped over
(go home, Uranus, ur drunk)
impact explains a lot about the Moon, which is why it sticks around, but gravitational capture does a neat job explaining Triton
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