Notices by Niko :neofox_flag_nb_256: :neofox_flag_trans_256: (niko@furry.engineer)

@jessew @sodiboo flat map over and over on the same function has no valid reason afaik :3

reading bleach article

The anhydrous compound is unstable and may decompose explosively.

oh cool

hey fedi how do i stuff three quesadillas into my sweater pocket while keeping them edible

38c3 video
first entity i see is very much not cis and is wearing cat ears

god i love the tech community

@drwho @kkarhan i use nginx and a few if blocks (yes i'm aware if is evil but to the best of my knowledge if is the only way to get a boolean AND expression)

as for the actual stuff behind gz.niko.lgbt

gunzip off is very important because if the client doesn't support gzip encoding nginx will blow its foot off without that

42.gz is generated with dd if=/dev/zero bs=1M count=102400 | gzip -c - > 42.gz

@kkarhan may i also add i personally redirect these bots to gz.niko.lgbt which returns a innocent looking 100MB HTTP response with content-encoding: gzip that decompresses to 100GB
and the only way to find out is to actually decompress it so if they want anything they gotta go through it

kde thinks i have a gaming laptop

tells people i'm going to go eep
stays up shitposting on fedi

i love my brain thanks for the squirrel

minor recommendation do not use a $500 tablet as a dish tray

@lanodan @mcc a US friend of mine at uni said "i love feet" somehow as loud as possible right as someone was walking by
we were talking about how fucked up measurement systems are in the US

hey remember when tailscale had that OpenGraph image generator they later got rid of because people kept putting "girlcock and balsl" into it (yes you if you're reading this)

spotify has it too!
https://seed-mix-image.spotifycdn.com/v6/img/desc/in%20the%20stripped%20club.%20straight%20up%20%22jorking%20it%22./sv/large

did you know tailscale has a public API to make any text you want with the tailscale logo and font
https://tailscale.com/api/og-image?title=In%20the%20stripped%20club%2C%20straight%20up%20jorking%20it.%0AAnd%20by%20it%2C%20let%27s%20just%20say.%20Peanits

@littlefox oh my god :neocat_googly_shocked:

@doctormo @mj this sums up perfectly my feelings towards most technology these days

https://www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/netflix-on-asahi.html

i can sum up this entire article with this one paragraph from it

Thus begins the "do not violate the DMCA challenge 2023". The goal of this challenge is to figure out how to watch Netflix on Asahi Linux without bypassing or otherwise breaking DRM. You may notice that this article is significantly longer than my 280-character publication on doing the latter, from 2019.

@critical arc runs shockingly well on arch and i love it (besides the power usage which apparently intel is fixing in battlemage)

> posts URL to personal site
> no fedi DDoS, not even an impact on normal visitors
fucking optimize your sites dumbasses (you probably know who i'm talking about)

my gender is what you get from cat /dev/mem

@vncresolver this one is new someone might wanna CW this

firefox is not immune to tar bombs i just learnt