Notices by ProfessorTom (professortom@noauthority.social), page 2

@ZeroSum06 I hereby ban you from the internet for that dad joke.

@ned Because he hangs out with billionaires so you don't have to.

Michael Keaton telling you how Democrats feel about people but gets confused and attributes the behavior to Donald Trump: https://x.com/ClownWorld_/status/1849028536545493123

@inscius Then they shouldn't enter the hospital.

@djsumdog @threalist and they’ll be even more insane if Kamala becomes president

become ungovernable

@inscius I don’t think Babylon Bee would make that particular joke

I don’t think that’s how that works.

cc @MountainJay made me think of you

@eriner My notification count in my browser is stuck on 40+. I've tried scrolling the Notification page, refreshing, clearing cache, logging out, closing the browser.

Anything else to get that count to go to zero?

Of course abortion isn't the top issue for suburan women: they know beta males will pay to maintain their lifestyles. Ergo, abortion is their number one issue becuase kids will cramp their style the most

@ZeroSum06 NAS Morning Crew?

@mk Damn, that’s harsh!

I don’t think that therapy is necessarily ineffective, but the one going to therapy has to put in effort to change or otherwise their circumstances have to change.