Notices by Quoth The Raven (jagahati@noauthority.social)

That feeling when your Bible study is blasting through your favorite book of the Old Testament in two days.

Why do I feel like when WWIII kicks off there will be hundreds of thousands of people saying “Are we cooked chat?” All over the internet?

All of a sudden everyone is worried about goverment databases containing all your information and being weaponized against you if you engage in wrongthink.

Where have you people been the last 6 years?

@eriner Ok, but that was a poorly designed system of reference numbers.

We can do much better these days!

“Sign in with Google here!”

@Wtdrisco @Autumn from now on I’m going to assume that everyone who I disagree with is probably wearing a mans-ie.

@WalterDietz57

Have you considered that this points to a problem that cannot be solved by stuff?

Let’s be honest, ya’ll didn’t really want to keep all your income to yourself did you?

C’mon man!

The state needs it more than you!

They have important wars to fight and your culture to destroy, you can’t do that stuff on the cheap.

How to talk to your boomer:

Only talk about things they care about, for example:

“Have you seen the stonks today? Man that’s really something.”

“How was your last cruise?”

“Did you see what celebrities died today?”

Life advice, don’t run yourself ragged to meet the expectations of others, unless they are doing the same for you.

Sometimes I’m a few minutes late for work, no big deal life happens, and I always try to make up for it by leaving a few minutes early.

@mrman wait… if men behave like men the global control mechanism stops working?

MacOS: “Designed for idiots.”

Windows: “Designed by idiots!”

Linux: “Well clearly you are the idiot it works fine on my machine.”

“When you find yourself on the side of the majority it’s time to stop and reflect.”

- Mark Twain

@Sirpantangelini @mrman I think this is what so many people fail to understand about memes. They, being humorless don’t understand that so long as it’s funny… it’s funny, doesn’t matter who the “target” is.

Daylight saving time is a nearly perfect emblem of government reform.

Most people don’t want it.

It would cost the state nothing to change it.

It’s questionable whether they had the authority to implement it in the first place.

We still keep doing it.

I think I’ve finally figured out why the Linux cultists are so vicious and argumentative towards people who use other OS’s.

They have literally been arguing with each other about cosmetic differences and fricken text editors for the last decade!

When you add that to the smug satisfaction of having googled their way into getting things done almost entirely in the terminal… well it’s a volatile mix, they are gonna lose it on somebody!

Gonna be awkward when these guys all show up in the Virginia area unemployment lines.

Politics, the game where an ever increasing number of people attempt to live solely off the work of others until it all falls apart and gets real ugly.

@ILoveAmericaNews that’s a really big slut fund.

@ILoveAmericaNews know what my favorite thing about Soros is?

Me neither.