Notices by Quoth The Raven (jagahati@noauthority.social)

How to talk to your boomer:

Only talk about things they care about, for example:

“Have you seen the stonks today? Man that’s really something.”

“How was your last cruise?”

“Did you see what celebrities died today?”

Life advice, don’t run yourself ragged to meet the expectations of others, unless they are doing the same for you.

Sometimes I’m a few minutes late for work, no big deal life happens, and I always try to make up for it by leaving a few minutes early.

@mrman wait… if men behave like men the global control mechanism stops working?

MacOS: “Designed for idiots.”

Windows: “Designed by idiots!”

Linux: “Well clearly you are the idiot it works fine on my machine.”

“When you find yourself on the side of the majority it’s time to stop and reflect.”

- Mark Twain

@Sirpantangelini @mrman I think this is what so many people fail to understand about memes. They, being humorless don’t understand that so long as it’s funny… it’s funny, doesn’t matter who the “target” is.

Daylight saving time is a nearly perfect emblem of government reform.

Most people don’t want it.

It would cost the state nothing to change it.

It’s questionable whether they had the authority to implement it in the first place.

We still keep doing it.

I think I’ve finally figured out why the Linux cultists are so vicious and argumentative towards people who use other OS’s.

They have literally been arguing with each other about cosmetic differences and fricken text editors for the last decade!

When you add that to the smug satisfaction of having googled their way into getting things done almost entirely in the terminal… well it’s a volatile mix, they are gonna lose it on somebody!

Gonna be awkward when these guys all show up in the Virginia area unemployment lines.

Politics, the game where an ever increasing number of people attempt to live solely off the work of others until it all falls apart and gets real ugly.

@ILoveAmericaNews that’s a really big slut fund.

@ILoveAmericaNews know what my favorite thing about Soros is?

Me neither.

@ILoveAmericaNews USAID has officially ended the “Find Out” phase.

@ILoveAmericaNews oof

@ILoveAmericaNews now we know what they meant when they said “Our Democracy is at risk”!

@ZeroSum06 when you think about it Sisyphus had a good job.

Job security
Clear well defined goals and performance metrics.
No micro-management
No continuous education nonsense
No overbearing HR ladies
No Diversity programs
No safety meetings
No annoying coworkers.
Exercise during work hours.

Try the pay kinda sucked, but he was getting paid the market rate.

@djsumdog people without heritage are easier to manipulate, they have a higher likelihood to think only of their own comfort and convenience as they are unconcerned with the grand narrative of their ancestry.

It’s not just language and physical characteristics (although that matters too.)

You can win a long war only in two ways.

Make your enemies extinct.

Make your enemies incoherent, destroy their society and replace it with your own.

@eriner people disconnected from their history make better slaves and servants.

It’s not an accident.

@EvolLove I think this might be making excuses for the Nazi’s.

They did round folks up, they did detain them, and they weren’t particularly nice to them.

They also couldn’t feed or care for their soldiers or civilians at the time so it’s not a huge shocker that the prisoners weren’t getting top of the line treatment.