Notices by lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social), page 3

Now some scrotelick wants to know how to fire people more easily. Way to tattoo "corporate weasel" on your forehead. I'll be watching you, motherfucker.

OK, I'mma go do some actual work while this bollocks drones on in the background. Thanks for letting me vent, peeps.

*SNORT*

Teams has crashed the head weasel's presentation. 🤣

JFC we're only on slide 21 of 31 and it's been 70 minutes.

This meeting could have been a̶n̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ a series of psychological assaults and savage beatings.

@LinuxAndYarn @Nickiquote

@Nickiquote @LinuxAndYarn

Laziest parody ever: original in one tab, rhyming dictionary in the other.

Like I said, I blame you. 😂

How about "zero poverty" instead of "zero unemployment"? We don't need to force people to work. That's how you get coersion based "democracy" like the USA, which in turn is eventually how you get another round of fascism.

The idea that if you don't work you don't eat is another of those that we must leave behind.

https://mastodon.au/@largess/114311721091161254

@MarvClowder @inthehands

I think the old conundrum doesn't apply here. These arseholes are both evil AND stupid. They'll do damage whether they achieve their scummy fascist goals or just break a bunch of stuff in the attempt.

Take the current example: the goal appears to be to install a new, fascist, system, but the outcome is likely to be no system at all. Either way, we're fucked, and our only option is to stop them.

@inthehands Just please, for the love of all that is good and holy, let there be one adult somewhere in the mix who makes sure the existing code is backed up safely.

Because you're 100% right, this is the stupidest idea yet from a group of people whose footnote in history will read "Oh yeah, those dickheads."

The thing about all this Signal and Venmo shit is that you and I just found out about it, but any genuine agents of hostile regimes have been exploiting it for months if not years. They're all pissed off today because maybe --- maybe! --- one of their best sources of information is going to be cut off.

Stolen from around the internets, lemme know if you know who to credit.

@hannu_ikonen I hope the takeaway from my posts for most people will be "holy shit, I better stay out of fights if it's nutters like him I'd be facing". (Voice-over: it's even worse than me.)

But I fear that it will come to violence for far too many, in which case "follow through" to me doesn't mean "punch through your target" it means "make sure the fucker never walks again".

(2/n)

Real life violence is messy and sudden and horrible. If you're inflicting it, the suddener and more horrible the better.

You're not trying to win a prize or demonstrate your courage or defend anyone's honour: that's all bullshit. 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨.

That's IT. There are no rules.

I've seen quite a few posts lately advocating violence, such as "punch nazis" or "don't forget to follow through the punch".

Let me sound a note of caution here.

Most of you (and this is a good thing) don't know anything about violence. It's not like you see on the screen. Schoolyard dustups don't count. If you've never personally sent someone to the morgue or hospital, the best thing for you to do is to avoid violence as much as humanly possible.

(1/n)

@fortyseven That there is the next President of the United States. I hope.

Anyone need a molecular biologist? PhD + 14 years' industry experience. Expertise in HIV replication, general mol & cell bio, in vitro diagnostics, analytical and functional assay design, V&V, production, regulatory. If it involves nucleic acid or a binding event I can build an assay for it. Management experience up to team of 20, familiar with cGxP and 21CFR820.

C̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶b̶a̶d̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶e̶x̶a̶c̶t̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶r̶p̶o̶r̶a̶t̶e̶.̶

Edit: the corporate bastards laid me off, Sep 10. Help!

#FediHire

@jwz "Oh dear. How sad. Nevermind."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uivPpzCGo

I didn't know IAHHM had made it to America.

This, too, shall pass -- but like a kidney stone.

@inthehands Jesus Christ, Paul.

BANG!
*thud*

@Alice I don't know if the recycled air in airplanes is filtered, but it COULD be. My guess (because unmasked air travel remains a major vector of transmission) is that it isn't, and that airlines decided the cost of fitting HEPA filters wasn't worth the lives destroyed and lost.

@Alice Welp, shut my mouth:

https://www.travelandleisure.com/airlines-airports/how-airplane-cabin-air-works