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   lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:09:00 JST lower-value human capital

   JFC. I need to vent. Mastodon saves my job, part eleventy.

   I'm sat in a fucking "leadership" meeting listening to some asshole yap about "fun moments at shift change" and "themed dress up day" and it's fucking obvious that her remit is "anything but proper remuneration and benefits".

   All this bullshit to avoid treating people as human beings.

   Cunts.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:50 JST lower-value human capital

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     *SNORT*

     Teams has crashed the head weasel's presentation. 🤣

     JFC we're only on slide 21 of 31 and it's been 70 minutes.

     This meeting could have been a̶n̶ ̶e̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ a series of psychological assaults and savage beatings.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:51 JST lower-value human capital

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     OK, I'mma go do some actual work while this bollocks drones on in the background. Thanks for letting me vent, peeps.

     GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) repeated this.
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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:52 JST lower-value human capital

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     Now some scrotelick wants to know how to fire people more easily. Way to tattoo "corporate weasel" on your forehead. I'll be watching you, motherfucker.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:54 JST lower-value human capital

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     Oh fuck, she said the thing, but made it even worse.

     Instead of "we're a family" this Jennifer Anniston looking white woman absolutely just said "we're your tribe".

     Fuuuuuuck.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:55 JST lower-value human capital

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     Now it's about who to contact in "disciplinary situations".

     Fuck you, I'm not throwing anyone to you dirty wolves. I'll handle my own shit. I've seen the forms writing people up for being 5 minutes late. I don't play that.

     It's a shame because a good HR department is worth their weight in gold.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:56 JST lower-value human capital

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     OK, this dude might not suck. He's basically saying "What new structure, y'all just shuffled seats to avoid adding staff". Got him a mouthful of greasy corporate jargon in response. Smart enough to keep his poker face on.

     Hello, potential new friend and ally. I'll be in touch.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:57 JST lower-value human capital

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     "How do you plan to introduce the new HR structure to your teams?"

     Bitch, that would you be a YOU problem. Far as I'm concerned y'all can choke on your own mendacity and die unremarked.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:58 JST lower-value human capital

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     And here comes the usual assortment of arse-lickers and self-important shitheads with "questions".

     I cannot express how deeply I detest these fucking people.

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     lower-value human capital (sennoma@chaos.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 05:08:59 JST lower-value human capital

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     Every time this slick grifter says "next slide" I hear "next lie".