Notices by Sir Funk ?? (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com), page 4

Imagine how good the math grades are where she teaches

@ThatCrazyDude

GODDAMMIT I just realised I used to have an excellent domain for a mastodon host, I kept it for years before I gave up trying to think up a good use for it 😭

@GluedToTheScreen look, when I type “cunt” just read “lad” it’ll be fine.

@yukiame your obsession is creepy but she’s definitely a fox.

@yukiame absolutely fuck yes I’ll take 2.

@ned @dcgirl I don’t associate with most of the retards in here either. But they’re fucking gold compared to the degenerates and edgelord faggots on the rest of the non-thought-police fediverse.

@Jagahati @eriner also a very tempting option.

@yukiame that’s not what it says. It says “looks like you’re running but gps says not, are you having a heart attack?”

@ned @dcgirl this was one of the only places on fedi where you’re allowed to not be a statist cuck, but also isn’t full of fucking retards dedicated to being annoying cunts, and the other retards who think they’re sick cunts because they say “nigger”. And fucking paedoweebs.

@RandomDaemon Chinese ones don’t open and the missiles are fuelled with water because the military is so corrupt. https://youtu.be/43axCkGrrN4

@bonifartius @lain https://youtu.be/6zh8FJoyaFo

Imagine how many fucking silos are getting surprise inspections this week in Arkansas and Siberia 😂

@kaia @bonifartius 😂😂😂

TIL that the hand up Agro’s bum was in a shitty new wave band in the 70s https://youtu.be/PRUQBfecBnw?si=

@wtdrisco she was a babe. As dumb as a box of hammers and a bogan to boot, but a babe.

@FortyTwo it’s all I knows how to do

Maybe what hurts the show is bitching about how you hate all the producers. But nah it’s probably the memes.

Strayans will get a kick out of it https://youtu.be/hPD_RHVFlys?si=

@Sabex @lantrix like a red headed step child who just broke some shit.