Notices by Mobile Suit Larry (funkula@goblin.camp)

Referring to horny anime figurines as goonpla from now on

@Aleums @FirstProgenitor the thing that has me convinced this is a devoted rural man whose penis is perfectly normal, beautiful even, is "warm hole." I don't think I've ever heard a woman self apply the word hole unless they're intentionally going for degradation or doing it ironically (Courtney Love style). Fundamentally I think it doesn't resonate because the hole is experienced by the person penetrating, it's just an absence from the perspective of the person penetrated

@Aleums bunch of these on a bed of ice near the register at the gas station

fifa fomo fefo fafo: "fee fi fo fum"

Are you a void underneath a crust of grain? You have to tell me or it's https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_entrapment

Why do I find these illustrations so hilarious

Literally you do not eat drones

@IntrepidVector he organized hip-hop concerts with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with a defunct project called Corner Prophets, with the stated intention of promoting peace and coexistence through the arts.

He was also the admin of bofa.lol in the fall 2018 wave on here and had clear ambitions for his instance to become the new home for chapo-listening dsa shitposters, then when he was asked to to ban a literal self-confessed rapist he instead decided to shit and piss his pants and delete the whole instance

Certified selfagency moment https://www.404media.co/wordpress-wp-engine-preliminary-injunction/

@IntrepidVector that's what made me think of selfagency, the moment at the end of bofa when he changed his profile to black avatar/DN "the canceled"

We need @healyn to account for his whereabouts yesterday

If you need one, here's a pallet cleanser for you

@starwall babe if I were the means of production would you still seize me

@babe @walruslifestyle Quillem Dafoe should be kept on the shelf for a hog that's "confusingly large" https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/willem-dafoe-needed-penis-double/

@melsbells Street Sweeper Social Club, the Boots Riley/Tom Morello collab. https://youtu.be/PGhLQScRElI?si=wcDXHV8XZNZG0-lD

@jepyang @forestine I am a 100% cotton guy from now til I die. It gets harder every year and I've had to accept poly blends but I try to keep them under 50%. Artificial fabric feels so awful on my skin

@technomancy @zorotl @selfsame the ecosystem was overharvested, have to give the self-important shithead population time to recover and let down their guard

@Khanazawa @zorotl this reminds me of Édouard Siddon's paper, can't remember the title but I'll go search for it. Are you familiar with it?

@Khanazawa @zorotl ah, found it! The name of the article is "SIDDON MY DICK AND BALLS"

@outie @doot a few years back there was an owl in Oregon that swore vengeance on all humankind, I think because it built a nest right next to a trail in a public park. Anyway, they had to create custom warning signs