Notices by Mobile Suit Larry (funkula@goblin.camp)

CLOP CLOP CLOP WHOOSH: The Movie #monsterdon

CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP EEEEK CLOMP CLOP WHOOSH CLOMP EEEK #monsterdon

@healyn podcast I was listening to today included the phrase "we're now five years into the backlash against the six months in 2020 where some powerful men experienced consequences" and that is so heartbreakingly accurate

Incest isn't how you get beneficial adaptations, but thanks for bringing it up, I guess #monsterdon

Now I don't know a lot about pearls, but I would be suspicious if I found them inside completely empty shells that have obviously not had a living oyster in them in a while #monsterdon

ET is a peeping tom #monsterdon

@futurebird something that has always stuck with me but I have absolutely no idea where I read it was the observation that rpgs could have emerged at any time in the past several millennia. All you need is the concepts of storytelling and games of chance, and ideally some kind of writing so you can record your adventures and share rules and characters with others

It's true, 70s cars were designed to explode in multiple stages if a tree fell on them #monsterdon

The dog's palpable confusion at being petted by the hand hydraulic is the best thing in this movie so far #monsterdon

@futurebird I've been putting money in a 401k with effectively zero trust that the market or capitalism itself will hold together well enough to ever see that money in the future. But I don't see the money in the first place so if it ever amounts to something that will be a nice little surprise for future me.

I guess it's like buying lottery tickets. I'm taking a long shot on society remaining solvent and even if I don't expect it to happen it's nice to dream

@pbloem @futurebird yeah I was immediately reminded of the Rivers of London series, an urban fantasy where the spirits of the hidden rivers are major characters

@ray oh hell yeah. I assumed you were a fan already but I'm glad you're getting into them. They're top 5 all time for me. If you're going chronologically I hope you enjoy their 90s industrial rock as much as the early experimental stuff, that is the best era to me (and most other fans)

@ray my story of getting into them is pretty funny, I had seen their albums in the store in the 90s and been struck by the brute covers but I had literally no avenue to experience music other than it coming on the radio or someone playing it for me (I didn't live anywhere with listening kiosks) and it had no radio play and no presence among my friends so I had no idea what it sounded like. Then as I was graduating high school Columbine happened, and in the frenzy of trying to find a pop culture product to blame, I saw it mentioned that they listened to Rammstein and KMFDM. I was like "well Rammstein kicks ass, maybe I should try KMFDM too"

This was also the exact moment of Napster so I got a massive unorganized pile of KMFDM mp3s (including several that learned years later weren't them) and I've been following the ultra heavy beat ever since

Referring to horny anime figurines as goonpla from now on

@Aleums @FirstProgenitor the thing that has me convinced this is a devoted rural man whose penis is perfectly normal, beautiful even, is "warm hole." I don't think I've ever heard a woman self apply the word hole unless they're intentionally going for degradation or doing it ironically (Courtney Love style). Fundamentally I think it doesn't resonate because the hole is experienced by the person penetrating, it's just an absence from the perspective of the person penetrated

@Aleums bunch of these on a bed of ice near the register at the gas station

fifa fomo fefo fafo: "fee fi fo fum"

Are you a void underneath a crust of grain? You have to tell me or it's https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_entrapment

Why do I find these illustrations so hilarious

Literally you do not eat drones