Notices by Mobile Suit Larry (funkula@goblin.camp), page 2

@Khanazawa @zorotl ah, found it! The name of the article is "SIDDON MY DICK AND BALLS"

@outie @doot a few years back there was an owl in Oregon that swore vengeance on all humankind, I think because it built a nest right next to a trail in a public park. Anyway, they had to create custom warning signs

This truck stop has all the amenities! There's even a connection to the backrooms