Notices by american healyn (healyn@normal.style)

@georgespolitzer @Aleums @ray if it's a corporate gig, those adjustable standing desks are really great. Can sit and stand throughout the day. A lot of places are apparently annoying about requesting one, from what I've heard

i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"

Apparently there is a new influx of fediverse people, and I encourage everyone to follow me and engage. I'm a nice guy with a bit of a "bad boy" vibe (not affiliated with diddy)

I feel like I could successfully visit the earth's core, given the right clothing and technology

@excuse_haver @wicche How is Worcester pronounced James? Stop avoiding the question

@excuse_haver @wicche it's closer to "wuh-stah", no?

Instead of spending money to send reporters to diners across rural America, the New York Times should pay me, a guy from Long Island, to tell them that the appeal of Donald Trump is he has made it socially ok to act like an asshole without any sense of shame

if you ever come across someone who refers to themselves as a "free thinker" or "heterodox", it's time to buckle in and get ready to interact with the most boring motherfucker you've ever met

the fediverse is a land of contrasts. you got your anarchists, your tankies, your bicycle enthusiasts, your greasers, your jock squad, your posadists (people whose favorite yankees catcher was Jorge Posada). and it all just works

@annika every dream begins with haters telling someone what they cannot do

Frankly, all social media should be banned

I've been meaning to get into terrariums

There could be a real discussion about the present grift in DEI initiatives

I've been present in corporate meetings where it's like, "feel free to express yourself", but if one employee were to be like, "I've lost family members in Palestine and I hate this company's support of ethnic cleansing", pretty sure that shit would end real quick

But instead, DEI is now just something right-wingers hijacked as code for, "they hired a black guy"

MUSTAAAAAAAARD!!!

@safonas @SallyStrange what is the use case for crypto as an actual currency, aside from crime? Should be easy to explain in a couple sentences

For instance, I can explain the use case for a $100 bill: "It's backed by the most powerful government that has ever existed"

That was eleven words. Easy

@SallyStrange @safonas I'm sold. I want voting systems to be run by the people behind crypto, an industry that is impervious to fraud

Every time an unhinged guy kills a bunch of people, it's a false flag operation designed to strip US citizens of their right to bear Cybertrucks

Imagine going on a double date with Elon Musk and Grimes when they were together

Still having trouble piecing together the apparent recent conflict here, but from what I've gathered so far, it has something to do with the monads and hotwife instances

Waiting on a response to my FOIA request, but I'll get to the bottom of this within months

I worry about family and friends getting sucked into that whole "raw milk" vortex

I'd like to prove how terrible it is by drinking it myself, but I fear it would only make me stronger

Christmas is over btw. We can go back to treating Santa as the disgusting Dutch pervert he is, ok?