Notices by healyn (healyn@normal.style)

Society really went off the rails once people stopped caring about dubstep

Might be a crank stance, but I kinda believe Tesla is doing Enron-level accounting stuff. Why else would you alienate your original customer base on this level?

I'm agnostic now, but these fucking pieces of shit are appropriating my culture

As someone raised Catholic, I constantly feel guilt, even when I do ok stuff (volunteer work, etc.)

Catholic converts, in my experience, go out of their way to be shitty? And then they cite some obscure thing like "Saint Petritus at the Stone of Wealth" to override stuff that Jesus literally said

Whenever I go to a diner and sit in a booth with a jukebox, I like to get my money's worth.

Always choose the longest song. Doesn't matter whether I like it. Do they have Don McLean's American Pie (extended version)? Boom, 10 minutes of shit. I am ON it

Nostalgic for the days of billionaires like Howard Hughes. A man who realized, "the ol' noggin ain't right", and receded into a penthouse life of decrepitude

@anime_reference good to hear that you would hypothetically never do that

@breakfastgolem boosting this one, because we are joking around, having a laugh

*Early April 2022 shareholder with a big stake in an EV company named Tesla, ready for massive government investment in alternative energy solutions, excitedly and greedily rubbing my hands together*

"He bought fucking twitter???"

A fun thing to do is overlay the S&P500 performance over Tesla's stock performance since Elon's Twitter acquisition initiation date, April 14 2022

Fun for me to do, probably not as fun for Tesla shareholders

Whenever I talk shit about Elon Musk, there's always one inevitable comment like, "jealous?"

And the answer is yes. I am jealous. I want at least some of his money. A very small fraction, an amount that wouldn't be noticeable to him

Not planning a heist or anything btw. No interest in forming a "rag tag squad of specialists"

I once got 78 boosts making fun of a guy I'd never heard of at the time. A lot of people I like were talking trash about him, and he has a really hilarious name

But the important thing is, I figured out a few hours later that he deserved it

Right-wing propaganda in defense of defunding research is always like, "we were spending $10M on beetle ejaculate????", and then you do one quick online search and learn that beetle ejaculate has cured multiple STDs

I really have no patience for "I didn't leave the left, the left left me" jerkoffs

Bro, Mitt Romney is way too far left of the current republican party

@georgespolitzer @Aleums @ray if it's a corporate gig, those adjustable standing desks are really great. Can sit and stand throughout the day. A lot of places are apparently annoying about requesting one, from what I've heard

i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"

Apparently there is a new influx of fediverse people, and I encourage everyone to follow me and engage. I'm a nice guy with a bit of a "bad boy" vibe (not affiliated with diddy)

I feel like I could successfully visit the earth's core, given the right clothing and technology

@excuse_haver @wicche How is Worcester pronounced James? Stop avoiding the question

@excuse_haver @wicche it's closer to "wuh-stah", no?