Notices by american healyn (healyn@normal.style)

Nostalgic for the days of billionaires like Howard Hughes. A man who realized, "the ol' noggin ain't right", and receded into a penthouse life of decrepitude

@anime_reference good to hear that you would hypothetically never do that

@breakfastgolem boosting this one, because we are joking around, having a laugh

*Early April 2022 shareholder with a big stake in an EV company named Tesla, ready for massive government investment in alternative energy solutions, excitedly and greedily rubbing my hands together*

"He bought fucking twitter???"

A fun thing to do is overlay the S&P500 performance over Tesla's stock performance since Elon's Twitter acquisition initiation date, April 14 2022

Fun for me to do, probably not as fun for Tesla shareholders

Whenever I talk shit about Elon Musk, there's always one inevitable comment like, "jealous?"

And the answer is yes. I am jealous. I want at least some of his money. A very small fraction, an amount that wouldn't be noticeable to him

Not planning a heist or anything btw. No interest in forming a "rag tag squad of specialists"

I once got 78 boosts making fun of a guy I'd never heard of at the time. A lot of people I like were talking trash about him, and he has a really hilarious name

But the important thing is, I figured out a few hours later that he deserved it

Right-wing propaganda in defense of defunding research is always like, "we were spending $10M on beetle ejaculate????", and then you do one quick online search and learn that beetle ejaculate has cured multiple STDs

I really have no patience for "I didn't leave the left, the left left me" jerkoffs

Bro, Mitt Romney is way too far left of the current republican party

@georgespolitzer @Aleums @ray if it's a corporate gig, those adjustable standing desks are really great. Can sit and stand throughout the day. A lot of places are apparently annoying about requesting one, from what I've heard

i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"

Apparently there is a new influx of fediverse people, and I encourage everyone to follow me and engage. I'm a nice guy with a bit of a "bad boy" vibe (not affiliated with diddy)

I feel like I could successfully visit the earth's core, given the right clothing and technology

@excuse_haver @wicche How is Worcester pronounced James? Stop avoiding the question

@excuse_haver @wicche it's closer to "wuh-stah", no?

Instead of spending money to send reporters to diners across rural America, the New York Times should pay me, a guy from Long Island, to tell them that the appeal of Donald Trump is he has made it socially ok to act like an asshole without any sense of shame

if you ever come across someone who refers to themselves as a "free thinker" or "heterodox", it's time to buckle in and get ready to interact with the most boring motherfucker you've ever met

the fediverse is a land of contrasts. you got your anarchists, your tankies, your bicycle enthusiasts, your greasers, your jock squad, your posadists (people whose favorite yankees catcher was Jorge Posada). and it all just works

@annika every dream begins with haters telling someone what they cannot do

Frankly, all social media should be banned

I've been meaning to get into terrariums