Notices by healyn (healyn@normal.style)

The thing that will turn around the Mets season is a manager change. It's gonna be like Major League (the movie, not the league)

For every win, they're gonna remove a piece of clothing off a cardboard cutout of the Mets beautiful owner, Steve Cohen

It's so funny that Walter White has to put on his goofy hat like Frosty the Snowman to become "Heisenberg", and a bunch of guys are like "this dude is such a badass"

Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman was so great at acting that Vince Gilligan decided not to kill his character off at the end of season 1 of Breaking Bad

And as soon as he was done with the show, he decided that his next big role would be in "Need For Speed"

I'm so bad at looking at art. I saw Van Gogh's Starry Night at MoMA and felt nothing

That JCPOA looking real enticing right now...

so many people hated that shit, Obama's supposed allies hated it, and of course this senile fuck immediately dismantled it

Incredible accomplishment by Obama, torn to shreds

Obama fucked up in so many ways (e.g. not prosecuting members of the previous administration, which set a precedent for where we are today), but the Iran Deal was a major achievement that is now completely lost

Can you imagine being a normal hotel chair, just chilling, and then you find out a picture of you shows up as the first result when someone googles "cuck chair"?

I once had a legitimate bookie to take my bets on sporting events, and it felt so much cleaner than using an app

There was a human understanding that this is degenerate behavior, and it made it feel less morally depraved

It still blows my mind what's happening here in the US. The lead-up to Nazi Germany was hyperinflation, economic calamity

As of 2024, the US remained the most powerful, most prosperous country that has ever existed in the history of the world. And the main bloc of people who voted for its destruction live very comfortable lives

We're executing ICU nurses in the streets and labeling them "terrorists". What do you even say about that?

The people who love to throw around that quote, "Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times" are the least self-aware guys who have ever lived

I think this is mostly true, but the introduction of "quote posts" is absolutely meant to tear people down

You can defend it and say "sometimes it's useful to add to a point", but give me a fucking break. The point of that shit is drama, just be honest about it

Begging the NYT or WaPo or LA Times to publish one op-ed titled, "Why Are Billionaires So Angry All The Time? They Have A Billion Dollars"

Pray for your late-stage Catholic-converts. They are having difficulty dealing with a cool Pope

@Gargron @Mastodon my bad. I like to throw around some japes from time to time, on social media platforms

@Gargron @Mastodon the fuck is a mastodon blog?

I really hate the term "sealioning" because sea lions don't deserve this. They are majestic, disgusting beasts, worthy of respect

One thing Charlie Kirk and Jesus have in common is that right-wingers are very scared of sharing stuff they actually said

The newspaper that brought down the Nixon presidency is out here firing journalists when they post a quote online and accurately attribute it to the person who said it