A fun thing to do is overlay the S&P500 performance over Tesla's stock performance since Elon's Twitter acquisition initiation date, April 14 2022
Fun for me to do, probably not as fun for Tesla shareholders
A fun thing to do is overlay the S&P500 performance over Tesla's stock performance since Elon's Twitter acquisition initiation date, April 14 2022
Fun for me to do, probably not as fun for Tesla shareholders
Whenever I talk shit about Elon Musk, there's always one inevitable comment like, "jealous?"
And the answer is yes. I am jealous. I want at least some of his money. A very small fraction, an amount that wouldn't be noticeable to him
Not planning a heist or anything btw. No interest in forming a "rag tag squad of specialists"
I once got 78 boosts making fun of a guy I'd never heard of at the time. A lot of people I like were talking trash about him, and he has a really hilarious name
But the important thing is, I figured out a few hours later that he deserved it
Right-wing propaganda in defense of defunding research is always like, "we were spending $10M on beetle ejaculate????", and then you do one quick online search and learn that beetle ejaculate has cured multiple STDs
I really have no patience for "I didn't leave the left, the left left me" jerkoffs
Bro, Mitt Romney is way too far left of the current republican party
@georgespolitzer @Aleums @ray if it's a corporate gig, those adjustable standing desks are really great. Can sit and stand throughout the day. A lot of places are apparently annoying about requesting one, from what I've heard
i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"
Apparently there is a new influx of fediverse people, and I encourage everyone to follow me and engage. I'm a nice guy with a bit of a "bad boy" vibe (not affiliated with diddy)
I feel like I could successfully visit the earth's core, given the right clothing and technology
@excuse_haver @wicche How is Worcester pronounced James? Stop avoiding the question
@excuse_haver @wicche it's closer to "wuh-stah", no?
Instead of spending money to send reporters to diners across rural America, the New York Times should pay me, a guy from Long Island, to tell them that the appeal of Donald Trump is he has made it socially ok to act like an asshole without any sense of shame
if you ever come across someone who refers to themselves as a "free thinker" or "heterodox", it's time to buckle in and get ready to interact with the most boring motherfucker you've ever met
the fediverse is a land of contrasts. you got your anarchists, your tankies, your bicycle enthusiasts, your greasers, your jock squad, your posadists (people whose favorite yankees catcher was Jorge Posada). and it all just works
@annika every dream begins with haters telling someone what they cannot do
Frankly, all social media should be banned
I've been meaning to get into terrariums
There could be a real discussion about the present grift in DEI initiatives
I've been present in corporate meetings where it's like, "feel free to express yourself", but if one employee were to be like, "I've lost family members in Palestine and I hate this company's support of ethnic cleansing", pretty sure that shit would end real quick
But instead, DEI is now just something right-wingers hijacked as code for, "they hired a black guy"
MUSTAAAAAAAARD!!!
@safonas @SallyStrange what is the use case for crypto as an actual currency, aside from crime? Should be easy to explain in a couple sentences
For instance, I can explain the use case for a $100 bill: "It's backed by the most powerful government that has ever existed"
That was eleven words. Easy
@SallyStrange @safonas I'm sold. I want voting systems to be run by the people behind crypto, an industry that is impervious to fraud
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