Notices by healyn (healyn@normal.style), page 3

Every time an unhinged guy kills a bunch of people, it's a false flag operation designed to strip US citizens of their right to bear Cybertrucks

Imagine going on a double date with Elon Musk and Grimes when they were together

Still having trouble piecing together the apparent recent conflict here, but from what I've gathered so far, it has something to do with the monads and hotwife instances

Waiting on a response to my FOIA request, but I'll get to the bottom of this within months

I worry about family and friends getting sucked into that whole "raw milk" vortex

I'd like to prove how terrible it is by drinking it myself, but I fear it would only make me stronger

Christmas is over btw. We can go back to treating Santa as the disgusting Dutch pervert he is, ok?

A lot of neighborhood drama about the pornhub German kebab place that opened up a couple months ago near me...

Not to be pedantic, but it's bizarre how many people have referred to a killing as "cold-blooded", when it was clearly kinda passionate

Relying on AI to determine worthiness of a life-saving treatment? That is the definition of "cold-blooded"

Really enjoyed reading this piece by @jalcine

Jacky doesn't explicitly say, "healyn posts are art", but the subtext is clearly there

https://www.jacky.wtf/essays/2024/create-with-intention/

If you transported a 1950s Brooklyn Dodgers fan to 2024 and showed them how many sporting events are now available, they'd be blown away! And then 3 minutes later, they'd say, "duh fuck is buffering???"

Listen, I'm as cynical about the US government as anyone. And yes, the CIA has done some incredibly fucked up shit, and continues to do it, assumedly

But if you think the incompetent Bush administration was capable of pulling off and covering up 9/11, you have never seen the Plymouth Rock, something this country has had hundreds of years to make bigger

Me, telling my buddy how great he's gonna feel once we make tap water pure once again

I remain loyal to the fediverse because any time someone with a bunch of followers elsewhere joins as some kind of revolt against a social media oligarch, and tries to "big league" this shit, people just tell them to either make funny posts or fuck off

Created a youtube account to specifically search for music videos that came out 23 years ago and comment, "23 years later, still rocking out to this!"

I'm gonna hand out so much tainted Halloween candy this year

All kinds of drugs. Gonna cost me a fortune, but worth it to see these kids walking around like absolute goofballs. Hilarious

cc: @fbi

Big fan of the show Silicon Valley. Not a fan of TJ Miller--guy seems like a big time scumbag. But he was dead on a decade ago when he said this about Musk

Not gonna google "fujoshi". I've googled enough stuff I've heard on this site, and it's never good

When that Eric Adams indictment came down, I really blew it not re-posting this one:

There are 2 things neo-nazis are obsessed with:

-IQ tests
-Falling off a cliff to their death while trying to visit hitler's chateau

It remains incredibly funny to me that the most impressive thing the Trump administration did was the speedy covid vaccination rollout, and he cannot brag about it because his base is so rabidly anti-vax

The nature of the mastodon timeline is ephemeral. If a toot goes unboosted within 30 seconds, it's lost to eternity. In other words, I believe Eugen has shadow banned me