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@healyn people say this about Worcester, MA too

@healyn @wicche I once got stuck in a Worcester rotary for like 5 rotations.

@wicche @healyn ok so Worcester is pronounced like Wooster. But the thing is that there is also a Wooster, MA that’s pronounced differently.

@healyn @wicche the Boston accent defies phonetics so it’s hard to type. But yeah. Wuhstah. Sometimes there is a mini r at the very end. Wuh-stahᵣ

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