Notices by Papa Maccus Primus (macberg@mastodon.online)

@FlashMobOfOne It's the whole point of crashing the stock market right now - for people with money to make even more money.

@BrodieOnLinux Tell me it's an American organization without telling me it's an American organization.
Well, ok actually it could also be Chinese, and probably some other countries as well, like Iran...

@BrodieOnLinux I'm completely ootl, but why Super+F11 and not just F11?

@cwebber "beware, I

@BrodieOnLinux How do you have the energy to read and interact with all profoundly annoying people and comments? Just reading two of them makes me want to jump off a bridge.

@BrodieOnLinux I love how people in this thread are focusing on potential hints of AI in this particular video. It doesn't matter. You *won't* be able to tell in a very near future. You *will* be fooled. Prepare for it.

@ekis You might have already checked this one out, and it's not exactly what you asked for, but depending on how you play a controller the Arturia KeyStep 37 might fit the bill. If you haven't already, try to get your hands on one to feel it in your hands and demo it. It's not everybody's taste, it's got smaller keys, semi-weighted and isn't the most expressive thing on the market, but personally I was pleasantly surprised by the whole package (the full feature set).

Sometimes I want to toot in Swedish. But my non-Swedish followers will see those toots in their Home timeline due to lack of language filtering. Those toots will be perceived as trash. Too many such toots will be spammy trash and I will lose followers, and rightly so. Mastodon, you are forcing me to be silent. Fix your shit. Apply the language filter to the Home timeline as well.
#mastodon #language

People who use hashtags from one language and write the post in a different language...

...wouldn't be a problem if we could *filter out posts based on language*
#mastodon #hashtags

@roadriverrail I'm not surprised! It looks crazy difficult. And the reaction times... Sheesh. @Natasha_Jay

@Natasha_Jay I'm surprised table tennis is so high on the list. Those people can't have even watched a professional game ever. It even looks hard.

@ChanceyFleet This toot should be a part of some sort of Mastodon starter pack, to share the culture and incentivize newcomers. Thank you for sharing your appreciation!

If you could undo anything from the history of mankind, for the betterment of all of humanity, what would you choose?
I'll go first.
The Cher Effect/T-Pain Effect (pitch correction abuse).
#humanity #history #musicproduction

Why do people make bots that spray the Fediverse with info that should be fetched upon request, such as current weather in [city]?
#fedi #fediverse #bots

@Anthrako Same in Sweden. You have to have a clear disability to be diagnosed with ADHD. If you're just high functioning you don't qualify for a diagnosis. @freemo

@anarchopunk_girl It really is amazing. However I'm wondering about the battery life, I had to find a governor to install and faff about with to get an acceptable battery life (and it's still not near Windows on the same machine). I'm running KDE though. Did one come with Gnome?