Notices by Chris Packham (chrispackham@mastodon.social)

@TheBreadmonkey Oh no, it was Brooklyn (I assumed it would be somewhere in south coastal Florida)

My dad, a giant fan of The Big Lebowski, died last November; his ashes are interred in a container even less expensive than the funeral home’s most modestly priced receptacle

@skinnylatte We have health insurance for both of our dogs through Trupanion. Cheap for the younger pup because we bought the policy early in her life; pricier for the older dog because she was three when we adopted her. But now, the older dog is 11 and needs two echocardiograms a year; with the insurance, we only end up paying for one of them.

Vivian is three years old today

#dogs #dogsofmastodon #mastodogs

@davidgerard A 501(3)(c) called Fork.org

@rebe_gc @goatsarah Fit and fat aren't verbs!

@ryanhoulihan but. What about all the frantic running in and out of rooms?

@goatsarah be the Kickstarter you want to see

@evan sixth option please

@goatsarah honestly, I’d rather have news media freaking out and overreacting about fascists than their usual normalization and hagiography of extreme right politicians

@BethanyBlack That song sounds amazing

@thomasfuchs WHAT

OK, ordered

@BethanyBlack There is really no getting around my lineage

@BethanyBlack a couple of times, I've had to sign credit card slips in my wife's name and I always write out first, middle and last in florid cursive script

There’s a kid on the A train blasting music on a Bluetooth speaker from a *free with ads* Spotify account

Hey, what’s that childhood vaccination that left a circular scar on every Gen Xer?

@eliza you clearly know everything

@BethanyBlack this is so specific

@ryanhoulihan we must retvrn

@BethanyBlack Our microwave has a persistent repeating beep if you don't open the door immediately and my wife always tells it "YES, I CAN HEAR YOU, CLEM FANDANGO"