Notices by millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social), page 3

@ekis then do the podcast and delete the toot. and dont tell us which poddy it is.

science will never be able explain the feeling created by seeing sunshine passing through giant monstera leaves

the oligarchs are literally turning the entire planet into a sweatshop and we would all rather accept life working in extreme temperatures on a financial cliff's edge than simply fire a small copper slug through the skulls of the problem and share resources normally, what the fuck team

@lightweight this hardcore libertarian Regulatory Standards Bill aims to destroy Maori rights, eliminate the treaty of Waitnangi, our constitutional basis, and hand environmental responsibility matters from government to industry by ending government control of environmental policy.

it is being pushed by minority coalition small fry ACT party purely for their own gain, at the cost of everyone.

New Zealanders, you need to press your government to block this shit and punish it too.

@ChrisMayLA6 teach boys agency and consent their entire lives or do not fuckin have them.

if any parent is somehow still getting that simple, natural, and non-negotiable parenting instinct wrong just give me their name and location. I will be happy to reeducate these abusers' arms and legs off.

get it right the first time folks.

I do not know how tf to socialise and I do not care to learn. I am at a steaming, heaving, fruit-smelling(???) bar at the waterfront and instead of shout talking to other red faces I am on the mastodon, why is there so much polo shirt, the shit look unhealthy to me

elon musk continuously burning people to death in his death-traps seems like something you would use prison to stop

https://futurism.com/the-byte/four-die-trapped-burning-tesla

@ekis nope!

@ekis elastic waistband rifle skirt? I dunno, I'm spitballin 😂

black turtleneck surely part of the ensemble.

@ekis this is very interesting, what a shitty company.

making an enemy of ones host city and minicipality seems like risky business.

be a shame if a certain committee shut the shit down.

@ekis become space saboteur.

@eribosot these are amazing! the posts and the frawgs

@jwz @mempko a perfect system. irl should release this feature too.

@ekis wait so zuckerberg is a stupid, selfish bitch whose mind rots within the swaddle of sycophants and enablers that surround him?

I will confess, I already had this information

@ZekuZelalem honestly yes, Germany had one like this.

who called it halloween and not green witch mean time

hard to tell a psychopath from a dipshit with a gun, hard to treat them differently too

the problem with cardiovascular exercise is that after 5 min I am invariably hot and sweaty and in need of two ice cold pints to even re-establish homeostasis, I can honestly say the process isnt as fuckin slimming as the adverts would have you believe

remember in the matrix when neo takes the red pill and it makes him psychotically hate women and democracy yeah me neither

@LLS I loathe the systematic IP theft and the LLM hysteria. I did see a ML-powered breast cancer screening revolution the other day, detecting cancer 5 years in advance!

made me think what others have been saying for years:

we should invest in machines that do what machines are better at than humans: consistency, algorithmic processing, large data correlation

and not what humans do better than machines: the arts, all creative acts, and every activity that bestows joy upon the person doing it