Notices by millennial falcon (falcennial@mastodon.social), page 4

never just hit like song based on the guitar alone, wait for the banjo to start up too before you decide

@corbet obviously this is a bad faith fuck you to their customer base, with the fuck gradient correllating closely with long term customership.

seems crazy they are capable of wanting to destroy this, but not as crazy as the fact their are still people willingly using google products.

investigative journalists have determined each AI query wastes on average 100ml of potable water.

so running 10 queries of "AI" and its valueless, theft-driven, ecocidal, griftmonging horseshit costs our only planet one litre of potable water and turns it into waste nobody can drink. multiplied by the millions of hoodwinked dipshit users that is a crisis, my guy.

using our water supply for reddit users to teach the world how to cook and eat gravel, glue, and bleach.

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/just-five-chatgpt-queries-can-use-16oz-of-water-say-researchers

"we're not gonna take it
NO! we aint gonna take it
we're not going to take it
anymooooore"

lyrics to the Kleptomaniac's Anonymous themesong

@bmacDonald94 that mural is next level, hoooly

one look at the climate collapse shows us that the only thing human beings hate more than receiving consequences is issuing them.

terry pratchet is truly the isaac asimov of neils gaiaman

if you're a writer but you're not writing, be reading something. if you're not reading anything, at least be enjoying something. and if you're not enjoying anything, don't worry; that's the perfect conditions for writing.

please adhere rigidly to your assigned stereotype at all times for the convenience of the cognitively lazy

despite being an infinitely renewable resource, friendliness is egregiously underutilised.

you are what you repeatedly do. therefore I am toot.

bearing more witness than the sum of your combined responsibility and influence is self-harm.

because showing depictions of real world horror to a person over and over is a recognised form of torture.

please observe your responsibilities to the problems of the world in full, including the ones you have to your own wellbeing.

sacrificing your health hurts the cause. it does not help it.

@bmacDonald94 same here. I find it absolutely irresistable. my responsibilities counteract my going too far into that hole and I seem to have struck a balance, for which Im grateful.

Im slowly learning that too much of a good thing lies behind every good thing I know about 😂

@bmacDonald94 embracing individualism is a form of solitary confinement for the mind. solitary confinement is a recognised form of torture.

to any university administrator faced with a protest on campus my advice is to consult the history department.

I hate stepping out of my comfort zone because it makes it evident I live in a comfort zone

I'd follow you but you have 420 followers, that's quite high already

facebook owns whatsapp and is going to use your entire chat history to train a large language model chatbot, if they haven't already.

you have no legal recourse, having accepted the whatsapp terms and conditions.

the chatbot, once trained, will not be able to be untrained.

@austinphilp they also dismiss mobile phones, "it's just a supercomputer in your POCKET 😡😡"

hunched tightly over my laptop googling body language techniques