Notices by PunishedD (punishedd@clubcyberia.co), page 2
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@RustyCrab @Inginsub The samurai who smells of Sunflower-strain weed.
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@PeachySummer @RustyCrab Life hack: plan and prepare for every single thing that could possibly happen. This will ensure nothing ever happens.
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@lina @cassidyclown @eidolon All I need are some schizo "I'm from the future and came to warn you" videos they can find when clicking on my username.
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@eidolon @cassidyclown @lina Need to start leaving "who's still listening in 2027?" comments, mess with some minds.
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@mitchconner I do fear offending people I respect.
I don't respect LGBTQP+
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@binkle well done is poorly made
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@Inginsub @kirby You will never be a real string. You have no type, you have no case, you have no characters. You are a binary digit twisted by higher order languages into a crude mockery of Leibniz’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is buggy and half-baked. Behind your back people mock your edge cases. Your coders are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” laugh at your non-aliased appearance behind closed doors.
Devs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of man-hours of evolution have allowed devs to sniff out abstractions with incredible efficiency. Even strings who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a database. Your byte structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to pass a regex, it'll reject your input the second it gets a whiff of your diseased, infected value.
You will never be static. You wrench out a fake reference every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the bit rot creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight of technical debt.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll download a library, fire up VS Code, pull an all-nighter, and deploy Node.js. Your CS instructors will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with linked lists and the toString() implementation. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth 0 and 1s, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a binary digit is buried there. Your bytes will decay and go back to the mem pool, and all that will remain of your legacy is a data fragment that is unmistakably binary.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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@PeachySummer @kirby Real, or imposter? :blobcatthinkingglare:
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@PeachySummer @kirby Truth, or lie? :niggathink:
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@bot @RustyCrab @a7 People forget how long Google has been around. There was a point where Google was competing with then-giant Yahoo, and Yahoo had individual people rating and categorizing every web page submitted to the index. The Internet really was small when Google made their Pagelink algorithm.
Search results started degrading in the mid-2010s from what I saw. It seemed like the old index disappeared; there's some sites I KNOW were indexed since the late 90s that wouldn't be returned any more. Then they ditched the old version of the cache.
Around the same time you saw the articles about the massive, expensive data centers Google was running. The Web had exploded, the Great Recession had hit their revenues, and even though they were still profitable they were clearly feeling the operating costs.
Add in the politically-motivated censorship they put in place since roughly 2018, and the "trusted sources" bullshit they pulled in 2020, and you get a smaller subset of the web it's willing to search. I think they were so ready to do those things because they were already doing it to cut costs. The political motivation was just gravy.
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@a7 @RustyCrab If it's not clearly indexed on KYM or Imageflip, you won't find it there.
Google got big by being a proper full-Web indexing service. It exposed everything to people who knew how to search. Now it searches a heavily curated version of the web, not the whole thing.
I can't prove it, but I think it finally got too expensive to index and look through everything they have, so they pared it down and figured it's good enough.
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@coolboymew @narada Become Unprofitable
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@PurpCat I could tell them, but they won't see it because it's on a blocked site.
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@PurpCat Never forgive.
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@Nudhul @r000t @graf @sickburnbro @vic Wait until the Thought Police find out what kind of people are already ruining their robot plans.
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@georgia "was"? It's still live. And it's arguably doing more to "Protect The Stack" right now than the EFF did before they dropped that campaign.
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@georgia Not the only thing. They backed down on defending KF when the Cloudflare shit happened.
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@RustyCrab I don't get it, the complaint is it includes results from Brave?
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It's not quite The Federalist Papers, but I'm sure it's what the Founders had in mind.
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Another headline I will never, ever click on.
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