Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 9
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 12:44:00 JST Kerosene
@LukeAlmighty Which show? :kanna_inspect: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 10:11:59 JST Kerosene
I really feel like playing Minetest. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 06:43:47 JST Kerosene
@PurpCat @jeff No lies detected. Computers are black boxes that never work and the mages that make them work deserve a million bucks for easing my suffering. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 06:43:45 JST Kerosene
@BlinkRape @PurpCat @jeff Fuck, forgot pic.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Jun-2024 06:43:45 JST Kerosene
@BlinkRape @PurpCat @jeff I think the best was Terminator and its use of Assembly in the HUD of the robot. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 08:26:36 JST Kerosene
When America finally collapses I'm rolling into the Glussy's property with my band of Mad Max-esque bros to kill him for implementing quote posts. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 08:02:52 JST Kerosene
@Lucy @p @lamp >cretins
>edgy
Every single time it boils down to this image huh.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 03:24:50 JST Kerosene
@0 @kirby
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 01:51:27 JST Kerosene
@sun @Hoss Wages don't get you anything nowadays so this makes sense. Why break my back when I can do the bare minimum and get more time to play with my cats and toss rocks at cops. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 23:55:58 JST Kerosene
I was scrolling through my timeline and two posts kinda merged together while they moved across the screen and for just a split second I could read the word "CLITORIS" where there was none. This subliminal messages have to stop. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 23:41:36 JST Kerosene
My nigga Pikachu is having sex on the timeline with one of those pokemon everyone wants to fuck. Good job king! -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 04:11:53 JST Kerosene
@Hoss Nooooo you must all use American (tm) made (tm) oversized spying machines that consume 500 gallons per inch :soymad: -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 03:21:23 JST Kerosene
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 01:29:09 JST Kerosene
@tk >illegal
Based
>illegal
Based
>fake money
Not based
>...for criminals
Wait, based
>plagiarism
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 00:19:59 JST Kerosene
@McMongoose @georgia @CookieJarObserver @Hoss @Indigo @not_benis @sun What the hell man you can't just tell a whole state to shut up. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2024 00:09:59 JST Kerosene
@sun
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 06:35:13 JST Kerosene
When the time comes I will name my firstborn after the guy who posted the most anime girls on my timeline. -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 05:56:32 JST Kerosene
@LoquenDown fr (for real) -
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 05:34:15 JST Kerosene
@sun Come to Brazil Colombia :soy2: There's something about fearing communist guerrillas killing you instead of other more lame CIA gayops that makes you feel more alive.
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Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 07:48:38 JST Kerosene
@lanodan @georgia They truly are. Sporks are like the gladius which Romans used to conquer the world, not the best at cutting or thrusting, but good enough at both. If an alien empire made of creatures resembling different types of dishes invaded earth, the army equipped with sporks would be able to fight many battles under many different conditions due to its versatility.