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Notices by Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st), page 10

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 07:42:00 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • georgia
    @georgia Western "spoons" are a multi-tool in disguise. Not only do they allow you to consume soup, the edges are hard and sharp enough to also cut through many things that you would need a knife for. I've eaten a million meals without picking a knife and fork because the spoon could do both things just fine. Of course as any multi-tool it doesn't excel at many of the things it does.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-2024 20:57:00 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Look at this idiot drinking water. Doesn't he know bottles are a thing?
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    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 23:57:25 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Bread up, Bro
    @sickburnbro Sad to know this "marry and reproduce" Trump doesn't exist and we're stuck with the Kike-blowjob automaton instead.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 20:47:21 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    Toilet: shitted
    Breakfast: eaten
    Hog: cranked

    Yeah, it's time to rock.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 14:00:00 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • waifu
    @waifu He's the CEO of Minetest and has access to every online and offline world so you better build a nice rape shack or he'll be disappointed.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 20:50:54 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    @sun Darned Belgians, if it weren't for them I would have gotten away with it.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 14:54:19 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Pleroma-tan
    @kirby Gangstalkers using nano drone technology.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 12:23:08 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    My wife when I tell her I don't want her to spank my ass in public.
    nishimura akane.gif
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 06:42:32 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • NEETzsche
    • Batman
    @NEETzsche @night You could also start wearing the kippah and get loans with 0 interest at the bank :pepe_jew_smug:
    In conversation about 9 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 06:40:18 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • NEETzsche
    • Batman
    @night @NEETzsche Same, but worry not brother, we ugly bastards will inherit the world, not any these pretty boys :oldsnake:
    In conversation about 9 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 00:25:31 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    • Josh Davis
    • Pissed Hippo
    @Hoss @sun @GuerillaOntologist Virgin explaining the fallacies and contradictions in MMT :virgin: vs Chadhominem :chad:
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 00:25:26 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    • Josh Davis
    • Dudebro
    • Pissed Hippo
    @Dudebro @Hoss @sun @GuerillaOntologist To all "economists": an anime racist is speaking. Listen and LEARN.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 22:54:08 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • waifu
    @waifu
    Masahiro Sakurai.jpg
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 22:18:14 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • waifu
    @waifu I thought you were talking about Kirby the game character, and I was like "ain't that nigga already Japanese?" But then I remembered it was actually made by a black man.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 21:27:45 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    What if the so called "Great filter" nerds are so worried about is actually just a Krita filter that gives the earth a permanent Gaussian blur?
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    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 11:54:10 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    When I hear other people's opinion.
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    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 08:02:59 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • mushroom soup
    • BobRoss
    • Hyperhidrosis
    • Sarosa
    @mushroom_soup @Sarosa @BobRoss @Hyperhidrosis
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    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink

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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 00:41:28 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • ? ⚔️ McCreeaboo ⚔️ ?
    @MoeBritannica >patron god of merchant sailing
    My sides lmao.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 21:56:45 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    in reply to
    • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
    @Xenophon Left: Genetic failure, blunt, flat face that can't properly protect against enemy fire.
    Right: Marvel of engineering, armor perfectly slanted as to deflect shells and protect internal organs.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    Kerosene (kerosene@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 10:45:22 JST Kerosene Kerosene
    10 minute introduction with irrelevant shit in a 2 hour-long review of a piece of software. I'm in for a ride :pepeDread:
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
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    For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter: Disclaimer: My opinions are those of my company. Everything I do is endorsed by my employer. All that I ever post is 100% serious and should be taken as is.English / Español / Shamefully understands some Esperanto.

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