Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To avoid a 60 Minutes interview.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To avoid a 60 Minutes interview.
If you want good customer service, maybe… maybe try being a good customer.
I remember when I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1.25.
That’s inflation for ya…
Me too, piano. Me too.
That’s very hurtful, Adam! 🤪
I think this is oddly appropriate for him right now. To afraid to debate!
I read somewhere that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno” and well… there it is. It’s yours now. Enjoy!
Two incomes are better than one so make certain your partner has two jobs.
If your partner doesn’t have two jobs, then get two partners.
Follow me for more financial advice.
@thanius
This made me happy for some reason. I can’t explain why, but it did! 😂
Happy Saturday everyone:
11:47 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:47 - Examined body.
11:47 - Found murder weapon under bed.
11:47 - Realized watch is broken.
Just because you’re going 10 mph over the speed limit doesn’t mean you belong in the fast lane. Move over, some of us intend to break the law for real…
I wanna be dark and mysterious, but also I cannot stfu…
There are two ways to be cool:
A) Use a sunglasses emoji
B)
This could be us right now, but you playin’.
@MaJ1 Well, that’s good! I have a present for you…
@SNerd @BeAware There’s no real source that attributes the meme saying to him directly, but those that knew him say that it sounds like something he’d say.
That said, I think it’s really about the act of changing farmers minds to use no-till farming as being “honest work.”
@BeAware @SNerd It does and unfortunately (or fortunately), it’s not a photo of me.
It’s actually a photo of David Brandt, the Ohio farmer behind the “honest work” meme. He was a pioneer for “no-till farming”. He recently passed away. 😪
I normally just post dumb jokes and even dumber puns, but I do like to occasionally post something real, from my life.
This morning I’m posting some images I took in the prelude to a huge storm from the deck out back.
With that in mind, which of the following photos do you think is best?
@SNerd
Sorry, I’m not big on selfies. I want people to like me for my personality! 😉
Came to the #Fediverse in Nov ‘22. All posts are not my own as I don’t have a thread of creativity…I’m politically left of center, support our #BlackLivesMatter, #Antifascist and #LGBTQ+ communities. Be kind, considerate and loving.I post and boost #Politics, #Humor, #Chickens, #Gardening and whatever I feel like, and not necessarily in that order. I’m not afraid to drop a #Pun. I curse sometimes, fair warning. Alt text on all images.Avatar: Dave Brandt (Google him)
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