@SNerd You’re likely to see “a” moon, but probably not the one you expected. 😂
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 01:31:00 JST UnclePJ -
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 01:30:52 JST UnclePJ Hey, while we’re at it, nobody look at me today either…
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 03:27:47 JST UnclePJ Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. I will not be taking questions.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Friday, 29-Mar-2024 23:05:21 JST UnclePJ I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 23:01:35 JST UnclePJ It’s Throat Punch Thursday! Who is on your list?
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 04:44:44 JST UnclePJ Wife: I all yours honey 😍
Me: I’m all yours too baby doll. You have my heart, my soup and my mind!
Wife: Your what?
Me: *my soul
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Feb-2024 01:36:42 JST UnclePJ Good morning everyone. Have you all had your hard boiled scrambled eggs this morning?
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 01:44:47 JST UnclePJ I’m mad that I can’t find my thesaurus. Mad. Very mad. So, so mad. Really super mad. Like, unbelievably mad.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 04:51:59 JST UnclePJ Welcome back to invisibility class. I have to say, I’m very disappointed to see so many of you today.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Monday, 09-Oct-2023 00:54:49 JST UnclePJ I’ve opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms. Hardly the chaos that’s been advertised.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Sunday, 24-Sep-2023 19:32:40 JST UnclePJ Me: Orions’s belt is just a waste of space…
Daughter: That’s a terrible joke, Dad. Only three stars.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Thursday, 31-Aug-2023 00:42:53 JST UnclePJ I’d like know when the idea of working 40 hours a week and being able to afford to live became an extreme leftist notion.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 21:59:54 JST UnclePJ I think I’ll start writing a book today about all the things I should have been doing in my life. It’s an oughttobiography.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 23:18:33 JST UnclePJ Mind meld #StarTrek
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Friday, 11-Aug-2023 22:29:56 JST UnclePJ Listen here all you random news websites that want to require me to install your app to finish reading your article, the answer is no. It will always be no. No. Goodbye.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Aug-2023 20:39:19 JST UnclePJ A coworker asked me if I had big plans for the fall. It took me way too long to realize they meant “Autumn” and not the collapse of civilization…
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 00:37:47 JST UnclePJ Dune is Star Wars for people who listen to Tool.
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 22:42:37 JST UnclePJ Ladies and gentlemen, this is…
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UnclePJ (unclepj@zirk.us)'s status on Saturday, 29-Apr-2023 08:56:06 JST UnclePJ You may be entitled to compensation.