Notices by Obsolete Stanley (snerd@lor.sh)

I think it’s funny that the GOP tried to fix the 2020 election, then wasted the next 4 years, putting election deniers in charge of elections, suppressing the vote, purging voter registrations and threatening to overturn the 2024 election if they lose only to have the Democrats punk them by “not showing up to vote” 🤣 🤔
#sarcasm #uspol

In the USA nothing matters other than making more money. Not your actions, your morals, right or wrong, truth or lies, lawful or illegal. Anything is acceptable except for killing people to make more money. However, if killing people is simply a bi-product of making more money, then killing people is also acceptable.

@mcneely @nfl
“punked” great description! 🤣

Who paid off Elliott?
#nfl #tnf @nfl

I discovered today there really isn’t much joy in clobbering the Cowboys when they have no hope anyway. I liked it better when Prescott was playing and they thought they had a good team.
#eagles #EaglesFootball #flyeaglesfly

@FlashMobOfOne
🤣. We all need to start using that line!

New Rule - No one is allowed to complain about corrupt politicians.

Is anyone else surprised that “the October surprise” was that there was no October surprise?
#politicalhumor #election2024

It’s up to Carson Wentz to save the undefeated streak 😳😬
#nfl #mnf @nfl

@emarktaylor @nfl@a.gup.pe @nfl@nfl.community
So all you have to have is a mustache and a weight problem?

BREAKING - ABC News reports massive election disinformation campaign from Russia, China, and Iran. In other news, polls show the race is neck-and-neck
#sarcasm #election2024 #humor

@davidaugust @amberwavesofflame
Shocking, considering fascists have never been known eat their own 🤷

#kamalaharris #JoeBiden #election2024

@emarktaylor @nfl@a.gup.pe @nfl@nfl.community
Maybe #AaronRodgers has a friend that can play QB?

Any jeans can be skinny jeans if you gain enough weight
#nerlingersjokes #humor

@FlashMobOfOne
It must be crime per capita because that would just mean the population grew faster than crime

Any time a politician says “Crime will get worse if I’m not elected.” I wonder what crimes they’re planning to commit. 🤷

That was no hold. It was more of a grab and yank him out of the way😂
#nfl #mnf @nfl

@FlashMobOfOne @nfl
Because they don’t look cool?

Why not bumpers on the back of helmets to keep heads from bouncing off the turf? Do I have to think of everything?
#nfl #snf #NFLMastodon @nfl