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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 09:30:47 JST
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Anything but roll on a wheel. -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Jul-2026 05:57:45 JST
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Engineer: “The concrete beams in our residential conversion of the Pfizer Building are buckling. The building could collapse! Did you correctly account for the weight of the additional floors we added?”
ChatGPT: “You’re absolutely right! I see the issue now—in using the Euler Critical Buckling Formula, I forgot to square of the length of the column in the denominator. I’ve recomputed it using 9.86*EI/KL and have confirmed that the beams are more than adequate to support the additional weight with a robust safety factor of 120. Proceed with confidence! That’s not just math—it’s prudent safety.” -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2026 21:21:26 JST
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i just piss into the dyson airblade. -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:39:13 JST
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I keep that shit on full blast until the foid complains about the chill.
I was born for the chill.
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 21:01:56 JST
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The full video; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14jcwWSx4fs -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 08-Jun-2026 02:25:23 JST
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fucking no way. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 05-Jun-2026 23:30:46 JST
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The fact that they believe there was widespread cannibalism only reinforces my belief that their default state is to cannibalize. I do not want to share a continent with these creatures anymore. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jun-2026 14:11:11 JST
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> setting traps to capture the glowing foid and rape them. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-2026 11:36:31 JST
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So many boats. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 01-Jun-2026 21:49:48 JST
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Well uhmm, ackshually, the AI helped him realize how not to code his project; so now it works gooder. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 17-May-2026 11:54:37 JST
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#PromptEngineer #LockedIn In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 17-May-2026 11:44:35 JST
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:pepeDread: In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 17-May-2026 05:09:34 JST
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> unironically listening to this in 10 loops while doing weekend work In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-2026 07:28:10 JST
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Yes, global favela before emergent panopticon police state. Within those same liberal cities, people who still cling on to property (for some reason) are adopting South African and Brazilian property defense layers. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 05:44:50 JST
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Your mom said the same thing. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 05:36:32 JST
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Sir, I only stick my dick into live hornet nests. In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-2026 05:11:50 JST
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> elf coochie IPA
> art on the canIn conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 10-Apr-2026 23:04:39 JST
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gm In conversation from nicecrew.digital permalink Attachments
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Apr-2026 21:13:04 JST
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I had 4, maybe
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Apr-2026 21:13:03 JST
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I got you, cuh In conversation from gnusocial.jp permalink Attachments