> Say the season that starts after summer.

Wtf is summer, do you mean Ass-Sweat?

> the diplomats pumping it up to the Japanese press and then not showing up.

I think I'll need more than the country equivalent of some bitch no showing on a date for the kamikazie attacks, but that's still hilarious as fuck

> Papist.

Nah, being around those retards for a couple of years turned me into a satanist.

> History's no use for people that don't know it!

... Fuck, you've got me there.

> Civil war shit

I've heard more than I care to know about it tbh, my view is that most southerners were just defending themselves and it was clearly never about slavery as the north ended that later than the south did.