Why would you fight the fr*nch when you're too busy working their shafts and licking their balls?

> Our elites *caused* Pearl Harbor, thank you,

Haven't seen enough evidence to say they caused it, like 9/11, but they definitely knew it was coming and let it.

> You people all clutchin' yer pearls over Oliver Cromwell.

I don't remember which one that is, sorry, must be because we actually have a history unlike some little baby colonies 💅.

> the south is fr*nch

Those are fighting words sir.

> Incidentally, Judah P. Benjamin fled to London as the war came to a close; make of that what you will.

... Who?