@RustyCrab @Toppo @Huntress @feralphilosophernc @bronze @BowsacNoodle @Hoss @jeffcliff @sapphire i don't think that's the whole story, it doesn't explain the inherently wacky nature of the crimes

in a normal state you'd see a news story like
>Kansas man arrested for drug possession during a traffic stop when officers found a bag of meth in his glovebox
but in Florida it'd go more like
>Florida man arrested for drug possession, evading arrest, assaulting an officer, molesting an alligator, and public indecency. police say he struck an officer with a 3 foot long alligator he'd kept in his back seat after a bag of meth was found during a traffic stop, then stripped off his clothes and jumped into a canal to evade arrest.