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   skylar :confederateflag:??? :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 23:39:14 JST skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:

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   @RustyCrab @Toppo @Huntress @feralphilosophernc @bronze @BowsacNoodle @Hoss @jeffcliff @sapphire i don't think that's the whole story, it doesn't explain the inherently wacky nature of the crimes
   
   in a normal state you'd see a news story like
   >Kansas man arrested for drug possession during a traffic stop when officers found a bag of meth in his glovebox
   but in Florida it'd go more like
   >Florida man arrested for drug possession, evading arrest, assaulting an officer, molesting an alligator, and public indecency. police say he struck an officer with a 3 foot long alligator he'd kept in his back seat after a bag of meth was found during a traffic stop, then stripped off his clothes and jumped into a canal to evade arrest.
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     Business Toppo (toppo@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 23:39:13 JST Business Toppo

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     @skylar @RustyCrab @Huntress @feralphilosophernc @bronze @BowsacNoodle @Hoss @jeffcliff @sapphire I think it's just a South thing. When I was in Texas I heard about a guy arrested for beating a woman with a frozen armadillo in some kind of flea market dispute
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 21-Dec-2024 00:02:38 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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