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> What the fuck is scrumble?

It's Agile Development Methodololology. According to Wikipedia:

> Daily scrum meetings are intended to be less than 15 minutes in length, taking place at the same time and location daily. The purpose of the meeting is to announce progress made towards the sprint goal and issues that may be hindering the goal, without going into any detailed discussion. Once over, individual members can go into a 'breakout session' or an 'after party' for extended discussion and collaboration.

That's how it is supposed to work, but at most companies, they call the daily progress meeting a "scrum" but it's really just people trying to impress their boss or to make it look like they worked instead of screwing around all day.