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   narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:44:30 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:
   Suicide as a Service
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:45:52 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @lucy (lo wang voice) ooh must be canadian made
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     :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:45:54 JST :blobcatflower:

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:47:43 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @lucy cheesed to meet ya :ratdance:
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     :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:47:44 JST :blobcatflower:

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     @hj it's swiss
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:50:31 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @hj @lucy they executed somebody with it. the creators are on trial because i guess they found strangulation marks around the neck of its first "customer" https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/24/europe/switzerland-arrests-sarco-suicide-capsule-intl-hnk
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:51:32 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st @lucy >make a murder machine for "suicide"
     >use the machine to kill someone
     >get arrested and put on trial for murder
     
     what did they expect? "Stop hitting yourself" argument to work?
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:53:11 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @hj @lucy wait a minute, my machine that kills people as a service makes me a murderer????? I,....
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     Marakus (marakus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:55:00 JST Marakus

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     @graf @hj @lucy >suicide booth but its actually murder booth
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:55:21 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st my le bomb...
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     :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:55:22 JST :blobcatflower:

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     @graf @hj waow just like oppenheimer in the movie oppenheimer :benis:
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:57:36 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @lucy @hj mom: we have suicide pods at home
     
     suicide pods at home:
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     AAAAAA (shark@miniwa.moe)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 17:59:50 JST AAAAAA

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     Lester Cordell (c_j_s@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:00:37 JST Lester Cordell

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     @graf @hj @lucy >be diagnosed with fast-onset dementia
     >decide to kill yourself in suicide pod
     >before you go you pay dominatrix to give you one last strangle + handjob session, for the road
     >suicide salesmen go to jail when the coroner sees the bruises
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:01:11 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @C_J_S @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st when coroner sees dead body more like
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:01:22 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     • mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:
     @mangeurdenuage @lucy gamer suicide pod
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:01:23 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     @lucy @hj gay af
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     Jens_Rasmussen (jens_rasmussen@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:19:18 JST Jens_Rasmussen

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     @graf @hj @lucy "Automation is actually just brown people" win again.
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:21:52 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @Jens_Rasmussen @hj @lucy You want an Indian strangling you while screaming "SAAR YOU MUST REDEEM ONE LAST TIME"
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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:34:46 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:34:57 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @Deplorable_Degenerate @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st delicacy
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     Jens_Rasmussen (jens_rasmussen@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:00 JST Jens_Rasmussen

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     @Deplorable_Degenerate @graf @lucy @hj Pepsi pods.
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:29 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @Jens_Rasmussen @Deplorable_Degenerate @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st sodastream syrup
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     Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:43 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)

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     @XaetaCore @themilkman @lucy @graf @hj Shit on him for designing the worst suicide pod ever
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     milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:43 JST milkposter

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     @Curvin @XaetaCore @lucy @graf @hj the most insulting part is it prolly cost more than the cheapest "shotgun and a round" combo
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     milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:45 JST milkposter

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     @graf @lucy @Curvin @hj also, the pod was illegal and the local police warned the company a thousand times that if they use it they would get arrested, so not gonna change much there.
     
     gotta respect the CEO however, costumer paid for something and instead of leaving with an unsatisfied costumer, he got his hands dirty himself for the sake of business integrity.
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     XaetaCore (xaetacore@mastodon.xaetacore.net)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:45 JST XaetaCore

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     @themilkman @lucy @Curvin @graf @hj I think it was illegal for good reasons, If i have a suicide pod i want it to work 99,9999% of the time, Because nothing feels worse than a botched euthanasia attempt.

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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:46 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @themilkman @lucy @Curvin @hj "Surprise!"
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     Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:47 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)

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     @graf @hj @lucy Niggas when a pod designed specifically to kill the user kills its user
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     milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:35:47 JST milkposter

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     @Curvin @lucy @graf @hj made an amazing invention that kills the user (i just open the Pod and kill them)
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     Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004) (curvin@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:44:28 JST Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)

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     @themilkman @XaetaCore @lucy @graf @hj I know a better marketing strategy: selling Cyanide pills on a stand in public ia going to make you more returns than that suicide pod
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     XaetaCore (xaetacore@mastodon.xaetacore.net)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:44:28 JST XaetaCore

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     @Curvin @themilkman @lucy @graf @hj make double the profit by opening a lemonade stand next to it so that people have something to flush the pills down with

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:44:37 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @XaetaCore @Curvin @themilkman @lucy @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st absinthe lemonade
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:49:30 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @XaetaCore @lucy @Curvin @themilkman and don't forget the small bombs! :beatrice:
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     XaetaCore (xaetacore@mastodon.xaetacore.net)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:49:33 JST XaetaCore

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     @hj @lucy @Curvin @themilkman GHB laced lemonade with a hint of acid for that extra kick before your body releases DMT haha

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:55:56 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @Jens_Rasmussen @lucy @Mamako @A39Iqi32wqmlC8rY5g.graf@poa.st
     6e47ea31637418d6551e3d904fd7df3…
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     Jens_Rasmussen (jens_rasmussen@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:55:57 JST Jens_Rasmussen

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     • Mamako
     @Mamako @graf @hj @lucy That's how it works, yes.
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     Mamako (mamako@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:55:58 JST Mamako

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     @Jens_Rasmussen @graf @hj @lucy The plebeians should know that only the state is allowed to murder its citizens. Suicide is just murdering yourself and is therefore illegal. Attempted suicide is attempted self murder.
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:55:59 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @Jens_Rasmussen @hj @lucy Nothing about this is Canadian except me commenting on it. Are you saying you want me to kill myself? Jens_Rasmussen needs me to kill myself? I'm Jens_Rasmussens biggest suicider!
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     Jens_Rasmussen (jens_rasmussen@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:55:59 JST Jens_Rasmussen

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     @graf @hj @lucy I am not saying that at all. 😭
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     Jens_Rasmussen (jens_rasmussen@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 18:56:00 JST Jens_Rasmussen

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     @graf @hj @lucy Canadian welfare going along with the change in demographics.
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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 20:20:11 JST 翠星石

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     @Mamako @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen @A39IsTOZ8SJIr2oM2y.graf@poa.st @hj A (failed) suicide in fact is not regarded as attempted murder, but it is regarded as an attempt to destroy government property.
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     Mamako (mamako@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 20:21:19 JST Mamako

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     @Suiseiseki @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen @hj Is suicide proprietary?
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 20:21:24 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @Mamako @Suiseiseki @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen GNU/KMS
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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 20:26:20 JST 翠星石

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     @Mamako @lucy @Jens_Rasmussen @hj It is the final solution to all proprietary problems and therefore in itself is not proprietary, but there are many proprietary things that are done with dead bodies, thus the end result could be a proprietary result.
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     翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 20:26:59 JST 翠星石

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     @david @hj Why should they be allowed? It's nobody else's business really - it shouldn't be allowed or disallowed.
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     david :_biflag: (david@pl.dav1d.lol)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 20:27:01 JST david :_biflag:

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     @hj me thinks if someone is old and doesnt want to live anymore they should be allowed to die
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 21:05:38 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @david after Gotham is in ruins then you have my permission to die
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     XaetaCore (xaetacore@mastodon.xaetacore.net)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 21:26:40 JST XaetaCore

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     @themilkman @lucy @Curvin @graf @hj Toaster bath still is current meta

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