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   pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 08:10:27 JST pistolero
   I don't think it's infected, I think it's the tendon. Better today, not good yet; I think the original estimate of a week is accurate. The two punctures, back of the wrist, those are where he got his teeth stuck. (He's limping but the little grey asshole is fine. Last time this happened, he got a cool Big Boss scar. Asshole.)
   
   Anyway, typing with just one hand, so not typing much. No hellthread, no big argument, just back to the fundamentals: smashing that like.
   
   If I look gone, I am not gone, just like, down to 5wpm and code is easier than prose.
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     nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face: (nyanide@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 08:16:12 JST nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:

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     • sevvie Rose :verified:
     @sevvie @p He had a run in and was taking care of a doge a little while ago so probably that
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     sevvie Rose :verified: (sevvie@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 08:16:15 JST sevvie Rose :verified:

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     @p Whoa, shit. Cat?
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:36:07 JST pistolero

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     • sevvie Rose :verified:
     @sevvie Yeah. Tried to break up a fight so he didn't get injured again.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:36:48 JST pistolero

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     @nyanide @sevvie Was cat
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     GhostOfMoshe (ghostofmoshe@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:38:32 JST GhostOfMoshe

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     @p
     fugg bro!!! :cat_sit_2:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:39:22 JST pistolero

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     @GhostOfMoshe It's cool, I have found out recently that I cannot be killed.
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     Sharia (thebitchisback@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:39:42 JST Sharia

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     @p hope you feel better soon.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:40:08 JST pistolero

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     @thebitchisback :bigbosssalute:
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     SilverDeth (silverdeth@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:40:18 JST SilverDeth

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     @p Fuck that looks unpleasant. Don't die of rabies, I got nowhere else on the internet that will tolerate my shit.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:41:16 JST pistolero

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     @SilverDeth Ha, it'll be fine, two domesticated cats beefing over turf.
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     Rain (rain@melonbread.dev)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:41:30 JST Rain

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     @p Hope it heals up soon! :blobbandage:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:41:54 JST pistolero

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     @rain :bigbosssalute:
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     tsoifan1997 (sysrq@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:47:07 JST tsoifan1997

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     @p wtf
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:47:19 JST pistolero

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     @sysrq ?
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     hazlin no plap pirate (hazlin@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:47:32 JST hazlin no plap pirate

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     @p I don't know if you have the capacity to tolerate such a thing.
     But I thought I would recommend Speech Note with Whisper CPP.
     I'm often at the computer with only one hand, and I find it very acceptable for speech-to-text.
     
     It runs locally on the machine, and its accuracy is better than anything else I've ever used.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 09:48:52 JST pistolero

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     @hazlin Oh, even like this, typing better than vox.
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 10:48:26 JST þernia

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     @p damn ur cat's a dick lmao. hope u recover soon.
     
     your hands look way softer than i imagined.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 10:50:49 JST pistolero

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     @pernia Perceived softness may be due to swelling. Otherwise, I have computer not farm.
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     tsoifan1997 (sysrq@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 10:54:07 JST tsoifan1997

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     @p @sevvie @nyanide ohhhhhh
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     kakafarm (kakafarm@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:04:46 JST kakafarm

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     @p Who did that to you?!
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:05:30 JST pistolero

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     @kakafarm Attempted to break up catfight, accidentally joined.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:06:21 JST pistolero

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     @kakafarm Actual fight between cats; not figurative.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:14:07 JST Mr. Bacon

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     owe he got you good
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     Trevor Goodchild:verified::pondering_orb: (trevorgoodchild@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:14:39 JST Trevor Goodchild:verified::pondering_orb:

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     @p @kakafarm Appreciate the clarification :catgirl_tongue:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:15:27 JST pistolero

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     • kakafarm
     @TrevorGoodchild @kakafarm This is why hand is injured instead of bruised hips and hypoxia.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:22:15 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • kakafarm
     Pro Tip: Buy a pair of snowboarding gloves with wrist supports. They're virtually cay proof.
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     rehnynytes256@shota.house's status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 11:46:16 JST RehnyNytes256

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     • kakafarm

     @p@fsebugoutzone.org @kakafarm@shitposter.world I also got bitten up today, they bite so deeply!

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     Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde: (dj@ak.parcero.casa)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 12:02:16 JST Rock DJ :catcrunk: :gigachad: :lmde:

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     Francisco (francisco@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 12:03:06 JST Francisco

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     @p Ouch.
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 07:56:55 JST Jerome

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     • þernia
     @p @pernia swelling could be caused by infection. Take some aspirin and a zpak or a round of amoxicillin just in case.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 07:59:06 JST pistolero

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     @j @pernia No redness around the cuts. Feels exactly like when I had a deep-tissue bruise on my leg.
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 07:59:12 JST Jerome

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     @pernia @p my cat is careful not to scratch me when I give him a bath. He'll try to get away, sure, but he's always careful not to scratch me when doing so.
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     mothball蛾玉 (西洋巣酸の木) (moth_ball@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 07:59:18 JST mothball蛾玉 (西洋巣酸の木)

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     @p Keep them disinfected ( :bigbosssalute: ) and you should be fine. Hope you get better soon.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 07:59:32 JST pistolero

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     @moth_ball :bigbosssalute:
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 20:22:35 JST Jerome

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     • þernia
     @p @pernia might not be infected. Just keep an eye on it.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 20:23:40 JST pistolero

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     @pernia @j Is not infected, I think. Keeping it clean.
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     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 20:27:23 JST Phantasm

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     @p @pernia @j Doesn't look like it is infected. You would have more inflammation around the cuts.
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Apr-2025 20:29:02 JST Jerome

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     @phnt @pernia @p probably but not always
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 08:32:45 JST pistolero

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     Improved significantly due to liberal application of peroxide after injury, sleep, fluids, ice pack, mentholated salve; can now put on shirt without yelling. Restless and bored as shit; should be able to catch up on reading, etc., but can't keep my eyes pointed at the page long enough. Harassing accountant, arguing with cat (who still refuses to acknowledge his responsibility). No caffeine; keeping the blood pressure down, wrist throbs otherwise. This is probably why I'm losing it. I'll be dead/insane/feral within the week. (In other words, back to normal.)
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     sevvie Rose :verified: (sevvie@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 08:35:05 JST sevvie Rose :verified:

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     @p he'll never accept responsibility. toxoplasma is a helluva drug.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:22:25 JST pistolero

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     @phnt @j @pernia Yep. Urine remains pale, not dark or cloudy, so between that and the lack of inflammation, figure it's remained clean.
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     Captain Arepa (captain_arepa@cachapa.cc)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:22:45 JST Captain Arepa

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     @p@fsebugoutzone.org @kakafarm@shitposter.world Welcome to the club, lmao :kekw: That happened to me only once, thou, after that I simply take out the 🩴 if any of them starts a fight. It tends to end pretty quickly :top_kek:

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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:29:02 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j
     
     
     > is not infected, I think. Keeping it clean.
     
     i scrolled up forever. this is a cat scratch. that swelling you see is likely infection. don't mess around with this, go get antibiotics and a tetanus shot if you haven't had one in < 5 years or if a blood titer doesn't show antibodies.
     
     you "may" be able to heal it naturally, but don't count on it.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:32:35 JST pistolero

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     @jae @j @pernia
     
     > this is a cat scratch
     
     Actually he got his teeth stuck in my tendons.
     
     Anyway, already healing up. No infection, just really deep bruising.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:48:35 JST pistolero

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     @sevvie He's never eaten a rat; just beans. He is bad at Outside because he's never done it, so supervised visits.
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     ?? Blobcat Enjoyer (terryenglish@blob.cat)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:49:09 JST ?? Blobcat Enjoyer

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     :blobcathuggiessad:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:49:31 JST pistolero

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     @terryenglish :blobcatalexjones:
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     ?? Blobcat Enjoyer (terryenglish@blob.cat)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:50:08 JST ?? Blobcat Enjoyer

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     @p
     :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
     @sevvie
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     Thomas Magnum (leyonhjelm@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:50:13 JST Thomas Magnum

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     @p
     
     I am glad you found a liberal to apply peroxide
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:55:02 JST pistolero

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     @Leyonhjelm I did it myself, just in a very liberal manner.
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     ?? Blobcat Enjoyer (terryenglish@blob.cat)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:55:16 JST ?? Blobcat Enjoyer

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     @p
     :blobcatlul2: :blobcatstrong:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:55:44 JST pistolero

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     @terryenglish @GhostOfMoshe :alexjonesbrain:
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     laurel (laurel@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:56:01 JST laurel

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     @p
     
     When I was bitten by a stray dog a decade ago (got scared by my motorbike), I too remember it was kinda swollen a bit for a week. Probably wouldn't have swollen if I had taken the antibiotics I was prescribed for it at the emergency room (where I went to get a tetanus shot just in case).
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:57:02 JST pistolero

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     @laurel Yeah, the other cat bolted, just my little grey bastard got his teeth stuck in my wrist.
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     dobó istván (istvan@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 10:57:18 JST dobó istván

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     > I'll be dead/insane/feral within the week

     Based. @p

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:02:52 JST pistolero

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     @istvan :tyrellmanic:
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     scenesbycolleen (scenesbycolleen@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:03:02 JST scenesbycolleen

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     @p :blobcateyes: g..good luck p :bigbosssalute: hope you feel better/ normal ("normal") soon :BlobCatHeart:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:03:27 JST pistolero

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     @scenesbycolleen :bigbosssalute: Thank ye
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     ?? Blobcat Enjoyer (terryenglish@blob.cat)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:03:37 JST ?? Blobcat Enjoyer

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     Jezza™ (jeremiah@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:03:54 JST Jezza™

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     @Leyonhjelm @p peroxide is whitening.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:05:52 JST pistolero

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     @jeremiah @Leyonhjelm
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     Thomas Magnum (leyonhjelm@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:06:55 JST Thomas Magnum

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     @p so you called the peroxide a Nazi and accused it of a phobia. Well done
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:07:35 JST pistolero

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     @Leyonhjelm Netflix replaced it with soy sauce.
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     sevvie Rose :verified: (sevvie@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:11:42 JST sevvie Rose :verified:

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     @p Oh. Apropos of... mammals.
     
     Bear has learned some moticum of self-control. Birds can eat at the feeder in front of him without him being so bothered that he has to attempt to eat them. Unless he's hungry, sometimes he takes his frustration out on the birds if he's hungry.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 11:16:07 JST pistolero

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     @sevvie Ha, he saw some cows at the fence last week, they freaked him out, but not as much as the deer did a couple of days later.
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     tsoifan1997 (sysrq@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 19:45:15 JST tsoifan1997

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     @jae @pernia @p @j >XNGCar
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 19:45:16 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @pernia @p @j no not a pet. ill post you outside my used car dealership with a bowl of water and food feeding you mentos and rc cola to mimic rabid dog. i can't afford to lose inventory.
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 19:45:18 JST þernia

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     @jae @p @j i'm not gonna b ur pet 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ass nigga
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 19:45:19 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @pernia @p @j are you housebroken? do you walk on a leash? do you prefer dry or wet food?
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 19:45:20 JST þernia

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     @jae @p @j u niggas need tamer animals
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Thursday, 01-May-2025 19:45:21 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j got it. you have so many posts and threads didn't know the full story. my feral booped me last year and the claw went to the bone of my knuckle. very painful and took nearly 3wks to heal up.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:00:55 JST pistolero

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     @jae @j @pernia
     
     > so many posts and threads
     
     I'm taking it easy and posting less, still too many.
     
     It's actually maybe 50% normal already. Still aches but is way better than yesterday. Think I got really lucky.
     
     > my feral booped me last year and the claw went to the bone of my knuckle. very painful and took nearly 3wks to heal up.
     
     Holy fuckin' shit, that must have been awful.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:03:32 JST pistolero

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     @pernia @jae @j
     
     > u niggas need tamer animals
     
     Safety is overrated. This is America, gringo.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:04:52 JST pistolero

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     @jae @pernia @j Worst a feral cat has is rabies; no telling what pernia has.
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:05:23 JST þernia

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     @jae @p @j for what gain. to scare people?
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     @pernia @p @j @sysrq would-be criminals won't mess with hybrid mandog named troy. only koreans and southern chinese you have to worry about
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     @jae @pernia @p @j Troy ada..
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:05:55 JST þernia

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     @jae @p @sysrq @j elon ma will eat me man. keep me inside
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:06:00 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @sysrq @pernia @p @j someone fed the goddamn thing after 3am
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     @pernia @p @sysrq @j we'll keep you inside with the other dog.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:06:34 JST pistolero

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     @pernia @jae @j @sysrq pernis white girl arc
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:06:35 JST þernia

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     @jae @p @sysrq @j throw me to the wolves and i'll come out a father
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     @jae @pernia @p @j I swear, if you wrote all this shit down people would think it was a lost John Waters script.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:07:08 JST pistolero

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     @sysrq @jae @j @pernia It's already written down.
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:07:20 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @pernia @p @sysrq @j im sure you will daddy
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:07:26 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @sysrq @pernia @p @j either that or a dramatization of a documentary, "inside the puzzle factory"
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:10:31 JST pwm

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     @p @pernia @jae @j sources say: aids straight from the monkey
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:11:40 JST pwm

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     @p @pernia @jae @j say what you will but he got his mustard
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     @pwm @j @jae @pernia
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:17:57 JST pistolero

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     @pwm @j @jae @pernia He's inside two wolves, he says.
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:18:47 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j
     
     > It's actually maybe 50% normal already. Still aches but is way better than yesterday. Think I got really lucky.
     
     i'm thrilled to hear you're doing better. seriously. that shit is not something to mess with.
     
     > Holy fuckin' shit, that must have been awful.
     
     if i moved it, it was rough. i taped it straight and typed with my right hand in a modified version of the shocker
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:23:40 JST pistolero

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     @jae @j @pernia
     
     > i'm thrilled to hear you're doing better. seriously. that shit is not something to mess with.
     
     No one's more thrilled than I am. I thought I'd be hosed still today.
     
     > if i moved it, it was rough. i taped it straight and typed with my right hand in a modified version of the shocker
     
     I had another picture of neapolitan ice cream maneuver but saw this one while scrolling.
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:24:23 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j mine were cleared of rabies. pernia is known for penile-ebola
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 02:25:00 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @pwm @p @j @pernia we've discovered the source of grid
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:38:21 JST Jerome

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     @p @pernia @jae @pwm at yiffcon
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:39:34 JST pistolero

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     @j @jae @pernia @pwm
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:48:38 JST pistolero

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     @jae @j @pernia
     
     > i've spent many minutes trying to figure out what this had to do with neapolitan ice-cream or the shocker.
     
     I said it didn't really have anything to do with anything. I just saw it while looking for the other one, which is apparently hard to find because it is named tumblr_$fuckery.jpg
     
     > 41,345,888 dead cyborg love dolls
     
     Finally: I really *can* fix her!
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:48:39 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j
     
     > but saw this one while scrolling.
     
     i've spent many minutes trying to figure out what this had to do with neapolitan ice-cream or the shocker.
     
     tism is a fuck, sperg em all. 41,345,888 dead cyborg love dolls
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:50:32 JST pistolero

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     @jae @j @pernia Also: a dramatic recreation of the pinky finger, resigned to its fate.
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:58:26 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j oh man this is a treat on wednesday to find the two beer surprise.
     
     unrelated, did you eat any spicy chilies? i took a break for the last month and i'm covered in westnilevirus marks
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 03:58:55 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j does she have a sister? (that's alive)
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 04:01:20 JST pistolero

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     @jae @j @pernia
     
     > oh man this is a treat on wednesday
     
     Good news, it's Thursday. (I can see how you'd make that mistake; 木 *kinda* looks like 水 if you got your lean on.)
     
     > unrelated, did you eat any spicy chilies? i took a break for the last month and i'm covered in westnilevirus marks
     
     Keeping up consumption of 357 at each meal. I'm inedible.
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     @jae @j @pernia
     
     > ring of fire effect
     
     357 doesn't have that effect. Just a couple of drops. Downside is you track which hand you used to touch bottle: do not use the same hand to rub your eyes or scratch your balls.
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     @p @pernia @j
     
     > Good news, it's Thursday. (I can see how you'd make that mistake; 木 *kinda* looks like 水 if you got your lean on.)
     
     i feel like we've hit this intersection before.
     
     > Keeping up consumption of 357 at each meal. I'm inedible.
     
     time to re-indoctorinate myself into the mysterious world of spicy peppers. the downside of re-introducing this is the ring of fire effect for the first few days. but goddamit, i'm a man refinement and toiletpaper
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 04:15:14 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @p @pernia @j
     
     > 357 doesn't have that effect. Just a couple of drops.
     
     i thought you meant 357 peppers. i didn't know this was a saus. which one should i choose?
     
     > Downside is you track which hand you used to touch bottle:
     
     i wear nitrile gloves all the time, i'm prepared
     
     > do not use the same hand to rub your eyes or scratch your balls.
     
     i hired an assistant, i'm prepared.
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     @jae @j @pernia
     
     > i thought you meant 357 peppers. i didn't know this was a saus. which one should i choose?
     
     So far, only the original actually tastes good to me. Really great stuff: plenty of heat but no pain. I think this is due to cane juice.
     
     > i wear nitrile gloves all the time, i'm prepared
     
     :bigbosssalute:
     
     > i hired an assistant, i'm prepared.
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     @p @pernia @j
     
     > So far, only the original actually tastes good to me. Really great stuff: plenty of heat but no pain. I think this is due to cane juice.
     
     splendid recommendation. i'll grab some when i order charmin! i'm very excited.
     
     about someone else scratching my balls finally
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 04:24:16 JST pistolero

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     @jae @j @pernia :terryapproves:
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 07:48:38 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @p @pernia @jae @j 357 tastes p good, still need to get use to how hot it is though.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 07:49:02 JST pistolero

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     @dcc @j @jae @pernia Had some on the breakfast burritos today. Great shit.
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 08:00:16 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @dcc @pernia @p @j skills take time to develop.
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 09:13:49 JST Jerome

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     @jae @pernia @p give me a sauce recommendation for something similar to this but better
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 09:14:21 JST pistolero

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     @j @jae @pernia The red one and the green one are better than the black one. The "Mayan XXXTra Hot" is another good choice.
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 03-May-2025 09:20:19 JST Jerome

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     @p @pernia @jae I like all of them but I enjoy the smokiness of the black one
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     wuhan.bat™ (jae@darkdork.dev)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 03:56:40 JST wuhan.bat™

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     @j @pernia @p ive known you long enough to know the likelihood of eating as hot as we do is low. why not drink another bottle of l+p?
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     Jerome (j@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 03:57:04 JST Jerome

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     @jae @pernia @p I eat hot sauce with most meals
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     i eat meals with most hot sauces.
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     fluffy (fluffy@baraag.net)'s status on Sunday, 04-May-2025 08:45:02 JST fluffy

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     @p
     I can tell how cute that cat is by the very recognizable signs of feline companionship.

     It's definitely infected, go get yourself an antibiotic and drown yourself in neosporin, don't take chances or wait.

     Tell your cat I said “I fuck your mom.”

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     @fluffy
     
     > I can tell how cute that cat is by the very recognizable signs of feline companionship.
     
     He's a buddy.
     
     > It's definitely infected,
     
     Well, that was nearly a week ago. It would definitely be obvious by now if it had been infected. He lives inside (topological difficulties and coyotes at my previous residence), he's never eaten a wild what-have-ye. Only recently have been in this region, he's just now walking on grass. I'm probably less likely to get infected if he bites me than he is to get infected if I bite him.
     
     > don't take chances or wait.
     
     Yeah, reasonable, but that was nearly a week ago and my hand is sore but about 80% fine now, and the remaining 20% will probably take at least a month.
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     @p @fluffy I can tell that cat is a Sun Microsystems bro, everything will be fine
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     @anokasion @fluffy Of course he likes :sun:, he's a clever feller.