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   Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 12:48:29 JST Dramamine
   I can't believe the pope car with a pope mobile erasure
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 12:49:49 JST Hoss Delgado

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     This implies there was a car Jesus. How was car Jesus crucified anyway?
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 12:55:14 JST pwm

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     @Hoss @Dramamine Cars Jesus was put up on blocks and they punctured a hole in his oil pan with a tire iron
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 07-Mar-2025 12:56:50 JST Hoss Delgado

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     I'm imagining all the Roman soldiers as little Fiat 500s.
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     Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:33:40 JST Tiberius J. Nougat

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     But he started and ran for a whole week again afterwards!

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     Coon Appreciater (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:40:38 JST Coon Appreciater

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     @Hoss @Dramamine They worship regular human Jesus. (He was fully man)(This is now a religious hellthread)
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:42:28 JST Hoss Delgado

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     You need to throw in something about Paganism to bring both the Armchair Crusaders and LARPagans into the thread to wage glorious holy war for three hundred replies.
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     Coon Appreciater (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:46:04 JST Coon Appreciater

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     @Witch_Hunter_Siegfried @Dramamine @Hoss There aren't any humans NOW.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:46:04 JST Hoss Delgado

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     Six billion humans were exterminated in Adolf Volkswagen's exhaust chambers during Cars WWII.
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     Witch Hunter Siegfried (witch_hunter_siegfried@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:46:05 JST Witch Hunter Siegfried

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     But there’s no humans in the Cars universe lol, so if he were fully human he’d be fully car as that’s the equivalent lol
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     LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck: (lovecraftenthusiast@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:48:08 JST LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:

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     If it wasnt for us your license plate would be in German
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 08:51:18 JST Hoss Delgado

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     >I fought on the beaches of Iwo Jima, kid. You have no idea what it's like to face down two dozen Nissan Sentras on a suicide charge. I still hear the horrible sound of those grenading Jatco CVTs in my nightmares.
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 09:11:50 JST Owl

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     Yeah, Jesus Chrysler?
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 09:12:52 JST Hoss Delgado

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     Having characters in Cars exclaim "Jesus Chrysler!" when something shocking happens would actually be really funny.
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     Witch Hunter Siegfried (witch_hunter_siegfried@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 11:58:37 JST Witch Hunter Siegfried

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     Or throw in spice to get the Caths and Prots fighting for the 100th time on here too (hey we’re not the only ones who invite religious hellthreads lol)
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 11:58:37 JST Dramamine

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     Are cars baptized in a carwash? Does this make carwash owners car anabaptists?
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:12:08 JST Hoss Delgado

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     This man thinks about the Roman Empire every day. A trve mark of basedness.
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:12:09 JST Dramamine

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     UMM aktually, by the time of Jesus the Roman military is drawing from much more diverse pools of men from around the Mediterranean not just Italy and the cars stabbing Car Jesus on the cross should reflect this.
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     Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:12:14 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi

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     @Hoss @pwm @Dramamine hysterical
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     pwm (pwm@darkdork.dev)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:16:00 JST pwm

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     @Dramamine @kerosene @Hoss UMM actually there was no Roman legion stationed in Judea before the first revolt so the Roman units were likely auxiliaries raised from the nearby Samaritans so the cars stabbing Jesus on the cross were half Jews.
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:24:03 JST Dramamine

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     They were Roman in the sense that that was the empire that funded them and controlled them, not ethnically related to anywhere near Rome. The people who executed and poked Jesus being probably largely local and not Italian is what I was pedantically saying
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     Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi (kerosene@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:24:10 JST Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi

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     @pwm @Dramamine @Hoss This Disney (tm) Cars (tm) thread has taught me more about the Roman Empire (tm) than school did.
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:48:09 JST Dramamine

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     Real shit. I love history and I like Roman history. As a appreciator who feels like his elementary education on it was sub-par: Great starting points are:
     - Mike Duncan's History of Rome (warning for ear rape by terrible recording quality). Good chronological respector, is only as captivating as his material tbh.
     - Dan Carlin/Hardcore History's Death of the Republic. The standard for history podcasts. The best storyteller. He does 5 hour long episodes on Rome and acts like they're to long only to do a single 5 hour opener for other series to do them justice.
     - Patrick Wyman's The Fall of Rome and bits into Tides of History. PhD certified historian, often has great interviews. He did his research on letters sent during Roman times. Often good critical insights with the methods historians use.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 12:57:20 JST Hoss Delgado

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     I have a couple ancient denarii in my silver stash. Nothing cooler than holding a piece of Rome in your hands.
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 13:07:53 JST Dramamine

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     While I'm reminiscing... a lot of the monetary policy and gold standard arguments will call back to Roman times. Ron Paul argued that the debasement by sliver and other instincts to mint coinage was an impulse to spend and essentially passing the buck to later generations which would make any empire in Europe a myth for the longest time and then...
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     Dramamine (dramamine@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 13:07:54 JST Dramamine

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     clink them with your kiwi silver and post
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 13:12:39 JST Hoss Delgado

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     The interesting thing is that the denarius suffered much heavier debasement than the aureus. Even as the empire really started going to shit, emperors knew they couldn't debase the money used to pay the elite too much, so they just debased the denarii until it was basically bronze with a primitive form of silver plating.