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Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:38 JST 
Tactical
Hellwan Boobs -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:00 JST 
BowserNoodle ☦️
@Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup We'll always have memories. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:01 JST 
Jonny
@givenup @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN
Nope. I can’t drink anymore. I get too loud -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:02 JST 
givenup
@Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN THE TOWN DRUNK HAS ARRIVED -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:03 JST
givenup
@lord_nougat @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @Clapp @DC5FAN -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:03 JST
Jonny
@givenup @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN
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Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:04 JST 
Tiberius J. Nougat
HOES?
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:05 JST
givenup
@DC5FAN @HockeyDoxie @UnCL3 @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp hose down. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:06 JST 
HockeyDoxie
Rub some lotion on them tootsies. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:06 JST
givenup
@HockeyDoxie @UnCL3 @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:06 JST 
Weed B Gone
@givenup @HockeyDoxie @UnCL3 @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp Or it gets the hose again. -
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Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:08 JST
Tiberius J. Nougat
UGH!! You and your weird fetishes!!
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UnCL3 (uncl3@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:08 JST 
UnCL3
>refuses to scroll up -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:09 JST
givenup
@HockeyDoxie @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN why would lotion make my socks dry? i been running around in the snow. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:09 JST
HockeyDoxie
for your feet...or somtin -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:10 JST
givenup
@HockeyDoxie @DC5FAN @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp i need dry sox -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:10 JST
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:11 JST
givenup
@HockeyDoxie @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN shut up soxy -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:11 JST
Weed B Gone
@givenup @HockeyDoxie @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp Soxy Doxy -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:11 JST
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I prefer Foxie Doxie. 😉 -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:12 JST
givenup
@DC5FAN @Jonny @lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp jesus christ we both misspelled her name. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:12 JST
HockeyDoxie
retards -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:13 JST
Weed B Gone
@givenup @Jonny @lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp It'd be for chicks like Doxy. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:13 JST
givenup
@DC5FAN @Jonny @lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp LOL SOXY -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:14 JST
givenup
@DC5FAN @Jonny @lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp dudes don't really do erotica literature tho. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:15 JST
Weed B Gone
@Jonny @lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp Great minds think alike. Pg 18 you tie her up. Pg 87 she ties you up. You could even sell accessories. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:16 JST
Jonny
@lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp @DC5FAN
I bet there’s a market for grown up version of Choose Your Own Adventure. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:19 JST
Weed B Gone
@Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp Choose your own career path. -
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Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:19 JST
Tiberius J. Nougat
You've been laid off and replaced by a bunch of highly paid pajeets/.
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:20 JST
HockeyDoxie
No one is allowed to use Ai...just imagination! -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:20 JST
Jonny
@HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN
Yes. Definitely.
Except for maybe art/gifs -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:21 JST
Jonny
@DC5FAN @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp
We could all write a Choose Your Own Adventure book or two and I bet it would sell like hotcakes -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:22 JST
Weed B Gone
@Jonny @lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp I'd always just say fuck it and read the whole thing anyways to see all the outcomes. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:22 JST
Jonny
@DC5FAN @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp
I had a huge collection of those books as a kid. I think I read about 50 of them -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:22 JST
Weed B Gone
@Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp I remember. Your Code Name is Jonah. In it you were a spy or something. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:23 JST
Jonny
@lord_nougat @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp @DC5FAN
At the very least, it could be a Choose Your Own Adventure book:
YOU ARE JONNY
You spit into your kitchen sink with disgust after being defedderated by a dickless jannie named Omega.
Turn too page 14 if you decide too pour another glass of Captain Morgan and start screaming at your phone.
Turn too page 88 if you decide too go for a walk too cool off
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Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:24 JST
Tiberius J. Nougat
Could be?
It MUST be a movie!!
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:25 JST
Weed B Gone
@Highroehler @Captain80s @Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp You actually write pretty well. -
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Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:25 JST 
Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
Tbh I had AI fluff it up for me. When I read it after I laughed out loud several times then thought it could be a movie. -
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Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:26 JST
Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
A DAY IN FOR JONNY FEVER
"What's your order?" the barista chirped, her pen hovering over the pad.
Jonny looked up from the coffee menu, his eyes glazed with a distant sadness. "I'll have a black coffee," he murmured, his voice trailing off as he handed her a crumpled bill.
He took a seat by the window. The memory of her lingered like a ghost, her laughter a distant melody that still echoed in his ears. Her name was Tammy, a celestial roastie with breasts shaped like perfectly ripe bananas. They had met at a flea market. Her top had been tight, showcasing the natural curvature of her body, and he had been utterly captivated by her uniqueness.
Now, as he stared into the abyss of his coffee, the dark liquid swirling in the cup mirrored the tumult of his thoughts. He had held those banana-shaped tits in his hands, felt their softness and weight, traced the outline with his thumbs. The way she had looked at him, had made him feel like he was the only man in the universe. But it was a fleeting encounter, a moment in time that had been snatched away from him as quickly as it had arrived.
A group of young women giggled at a nearby table. One of them, a blonde, had breasts that bounced as she leaned over the table. But no matter how much they drew the eye, they couldn't compare to Tammy's. He felt a pang of anger, resenting the mundanity that surrounded him now that she was gone.
The coffee cooled in his hands as he contemplated the unfairness of it all. How could she just vanish like that? They had exchanged numbers, but she had ghosted him after their electric encounter. He had tried calling, texting, even showing up at the flea market the following week, but she was nowhere to be found. It was as if she had been a figment of his imagination, a cruel trick played by the universe to show him what he could never have.
Jonny took a sip of his coffee, the bitterness a fitting companion to his mood. His thoughts grew darker as he remembered the way she had moaned when he had kissed the tender skin of her neck, the way her body had responded to his touch. The curve of her banana tits had been so exquisite, so perfectly suited to the palms of his hands. He had never felt more alive than when he was with her.
The anger grew inside him like a tumor, consuming every other emotion until all that was left was a burning need to lash out. He knew it wasn't healthy, but he couldn't help it. He decided that tonight he would get drunk, really drunk, and record himself ranting about the injustices of the world. He had heard somewhere that getting it all out could help, could provide some semblance of catharsis. So, after finishing his coffee, he stood up and walked out of the café, the bell above the door chiming a mournful tune.
The liquor store was a beacon of hope in the sea of despair that was his evening. He picked out a bottle of Admiral Nelson, the cheapest and most potent he could find. He didn't care about the taste; he just needed something to dull the pain. With the bottle clutched in his hand, he made his way back to his apartment, his thoughts already racing with the things he would say to the camera.
Once home, he set up his phone on the tripod he used for his sad, lonely video blogs. The room was dimly lit, casting harsh shadows across his face. He took a deep breath and began to speak, his words slurred and angry. "Why do the Jews always get everything?" he ranted, his eyes bloodshot. "They've got all the power, all the money, and they still manage to play the victim. It's not fair!"
He took a swig of Nelson, feeling the burn as it traveled down his throat. The amber liquid warmed his stomach, but it didn't warm his heart. He continued to rant about conspiracies and injustices, his voice growing louder with every passing minute. His sadness over Tammy morphed into a rage that was as palpable as the alcohol on his breath. He talked about how the Jews controlled the media, the government, and even the porn industry. How they were responsible for the downfall of society, and how the world would be better off without them. -
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Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:27 JST 
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DUU IT. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:28 JST
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Why are the buildings different sizes? -
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Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:28 JST
Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
I got my old phone on. I just reread the story of how Jonny came to be. Not sure if you want me to post it here but maybe Jonny could confirm. Lol -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:29 JST
Jonny
@DC5FAN @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp
I now live in this quad
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:30 JST
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It was an unpaid gig anyway. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:30 JST
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@HockeyDoxie @Jonny @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp Jonny needs a change of scenery whether he knows it or not. -
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Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:31 JST
Tiberius J. Nougat
Guess you'll need to strangle him.
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:31 JST
Weed B Gone
@lord_nougat @Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @Clapp Maybe find a lady with a nicer place and kind of sleep over a lot. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:31 JST
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That's good advice, but will she put up with drunk Jonny screaming in her kitchen? -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:31 JST
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@HockeyDoxie @Jonny @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp Yeah his career would be on hold until further notice. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:32 JST
Weed B Gone
@Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp It's a change of scenery. It always takes time to settle in. I always had anxiety about stuff like that but eventually you adjust. Sometimes it's just the thing you need to get out of a rut. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:32 JST
Jonny
@DC5FAN @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp
Yeah, I hear you but I can also hear one of my neighbors snoring at night.
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:33 JST
Jonny
@HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp
A year lease but I’m not worried about that. I’ll go insane if I stay here for a year. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:34 JST
Jonny
@HockeyDoxie @Tactical @lord_nougat @Clapp
I’m joking about the beer but the death part is real.
By the way, I got a scolding for being loud in my apartment this weekend and all I was doing was kitchen clips and talking on the phone with Zeke.
It’s unbelievable how quiet my new apartment is because everyone can hear everything all the time, so I’m probably gonna have too stop drinking until I get a new place. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:34 JST
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How long is your lease for? -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:35 JST
Jonny
@Clapp @Tactical @lord_nougat
Two of the last 3 people who vacated my current apartment building died from Miller High Life poisoning. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:35 JST
HockeyDoxie
You're joking, right? I drink one every evening! -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:36 JST
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@lord_nougat @Tactical
Guinness is the only type of beer that I can drink. Most everything else like IPAs I’m allergic too -
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Clapp (clapp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:36 JST 
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@Jonny @lord_nougat @Tactical shut the fuck up nigger lol I've watched you chug those Miller High Life -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:37 JST
Jonny
@Tactical
I had a dream last night that I lived in a small White town that had its own small Guinness brewery. -
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Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:37 JST
Tiberius J. Nougat
Dunno if there is such a thing a small Guinness brewery.
Sounds like a pleasant dream, regardless.
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:43 JST
Jonny
@KidKnievel @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @NoDoxGregBrady @givenup
Dude, you can rag on me. I don’t care. It’s drunk Jonny that takes offense too your existence.✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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KidKnievel (kidknievel@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:44 JST 
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Lol yeah but he was also a drunk -
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KidKnievel (kidknievel@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:44 JST
KidKnievel
Do you see how great Jonny Hitler would have been -
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KidKnievel (kidknievel@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:45 JST
KidKnievel
the sad part is that if we form a truce I'm not going to be able to run my Jonny feature that I've been working, if any of you remember from blab once a week I would have a new installment of the deplorable bunch featuring @NoDoxGregBrady and his TV family , the feature I was working on was called Jonny Hitler, it would feature Jonny as Hitler in our time today having to deal with our Modern Problems like jews spics and niggers -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:45 JST
Weed B Gone
@KidKnievel @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @NoDoxGregBrady @givenup If Hitler was the Everyman. I like it. Having to ride the bus with violent, loud niggers. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:46 JST
Jonny
@KidKnievel @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup
Thank you but I found that I’m happiest when I’m drinking, and I only turn into a complete retard when I’m nearing the end of the bottle. -
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KidKnievel (kidknievel@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:47 JST
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I'm glad to hear Jonny is not going to drink , I honestly meant when I said you're an intelligent guy and you have a lot of good information to share -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:06:48 JST
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I have been praying for this! -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:48 JST
Jonny
@suquili @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup
I bet if I had saved all my kitchen clips over the last 5 or 6 years Sam Hyde would shit himself.✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:49 JST
Jonny
@suquili @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup
It appears that he’s doing this sober and without a punchline in mind.
I always start my drunk clips with a punchline in mind, but sometimes I forget the punchline mid clip so I have too create a punchline at the end. -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:49 JST
Suquili
@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup he has an amazing catalogue of videos like this -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:50 JST
Weed B Gone
@suquili @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup I had to watch that. It's so good how Sam walks the line with that character because a lot of it is truth. -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:50 JST
Suquili
@DC5FAN @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup some of sam's best work is mocking common hipster/urbanite architypes lmao. i love it -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:51 JST
Suquili
@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup he's got some -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:51 JST
Weed B Gone
@suquili @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup Baby powder -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:52 JST
Suquili
@koropokkur @DC5FAN @Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup sam hyde was a car salesman when he was young and apparently he had similarly jaded feelings -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:52 JST
Jonny
@suquili @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup
Sam Hyde kitchen clip -
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Horntoise (koropokkur@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:53 JST 
Horntoise
selling cars for the right dealer is nice, but stumble into a bad one and its nightmare fuel. most of them are bad. do anything they can to rip off the customers and then you realize they have the same philosophy about dealing with their employees. -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:54 JST
Suquili
@DC5FAN @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup yeah I wasn't sure how to put it but that's what makes it sound potentially more interesting because it's more psychological -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:54 JST
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@suquili @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup There is a whole psychology to sales. There was a short lived reality show with this fat guy that kind of did car sales. This guy was really good. That's a good way to get into sales. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:55 JST
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@suquili @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup You are server? -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:55 JST
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@DC5FAN @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup yep. cook before that.
im less concerned with new industries of work right now and more concerned about meeting a new set of coworkers and sorta having a clean slate where nobody has a prior impression of me. i've been told by people i've changed a lot (in a good way) since originally getting hired. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:55 JST
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@suquili @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup I don't know you but your a smart guy and probably a hard worker. Get in where you can and move up. There is a real lack of good talent so you'll get promoted fast. Have you considered sales? -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:55 JST
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@DC5FAN @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup I haven't. It could be a potential avenue but it's almost exactly what I think I want to avoid (from this job, I reeaally hate customers lol). But then again, it's a definitely a different flavor of dealing with customers, it could be interesting. Suppose it's not unheard of for someone with a tech degree to enter sales. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:55 JST
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@suquili @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup Tech sales is big. I know a gal who just got into the industry and she's loving it. Sales isn't customer service. Customer service is getting shit on by everyone all day long. That's why they want Jeets. Sales you are going out and taking money out of people's pockets. It's legalized theft. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:56 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup Throw your energy into your work. It's not like you got a family to worry about. Go tear shit up. -
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Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:56 JST
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@DC5FAN @Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup i took extra shifts this week and will be working 6 days straight starting tomorrow. thinking about quitting before the month ends, doing a short couple weeks of soul searching with the extra cash i'll be pocketing this week, and finding a new job like my life depends on it, because it will.
the monotony is getting too much to bear lol. there's zero point in spending any more time here when the calendar now says 2025 and i've been here the entirety of 23/24 doing 100% the exact same thing, largely with the same people. gotta get out of my comfort zone -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:57 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup That kind of networking is good. Does your company have a good reputation with your competitors. Are they like oh shit here comes MRC. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:57 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Appeal too authority, professional organizations and awards are all things I’ve been mulling over recently.
I’m glad you said something.
Thank you. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:58 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup If you are part of some group or organization professional. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:58 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Yes. We belong too a couple of professional organizations but I only give an honorable mention too. I should expend on them. Thank you. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:59 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup That's part of the marketing. You want words like Premier or Most Trusted ,Award Winning, etc. Does MRC stand for something or is it the owners initials? -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:24:59 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
You know I was just telling the boss we need an award too put on our site. IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:00 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup It isn't terrible but it just feels like a jumble. Content isn't bad but it isn't well thought out. So is a lead them reaching out to request a quote? -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:00 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup That's a pretty high threshold. My wife would fill that out but I'd just call. I don't want some asshole calling me. I'll ask the questions. The website doesn't tell a story. Why should I call MRC. You need a hook. That is missing. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:01 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup You could probably do most of it. You should build a website yourself. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:01 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
I thought about it, and I have built websites before but it’s too time consuming. It’s hard enough too stay on top of the SEO. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:02 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup I'm gonna check out your website. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:02 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup You need a new web guy. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:02 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
It took us two years two find the web guy we have now. We got majorly ripped new assholes by other web guys. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:03 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup Are they spending anything on advertising online? -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:03 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
We only pay the web designer when we make updates, and for normalal hosting fees. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:04 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup So you make money on that. Nice. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:04 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Hmm? No. I thought you were asking something else.
My commission is based on the gross of the entire job, which is about $15,000 -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:05 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup The money is in the supplies - the shingles etc. Right? -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:05 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
No. Hawaiian labor is 50% of the cost of a job here.
We don’t have Mexicans -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:06 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Right, but most people looking for a roofing contractor pass over the “sponsored ads”.
40% of customers choose a contractor from the map pack.
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:07 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Do me a favor.
Do a google search for ROOFING CONTRACTOR OAHU
and tell me where MRC Roofing shows up organically -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:07 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup You ain't Google approved - meaning you are paying them advertising dollars you aren't going to crack the top three. Not possible. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:08 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Yes. Everyone tries too game google’s algo -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:08 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup I'd see if you can cherry pick the first 19 leads. That way if you fall short, you can make it up with an extra sale or two. You are in a good position because you are providing half the leads and you can explain what you are up against. It's not like you are asking for a handout. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:09 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup So really you prefer marketing to closing. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:09 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Marketing money is easier too make once it’s all dialed in, but then the landscape changes.
For instance, in time that I’ve been doing this google has gone from 95% of the market share of internet searches down too 87% of searches -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:09 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup They always change shit cause they know everyone is trying to game the system. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:10 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup So the owner decided who gets the leads not Jonny. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:10 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Yes, but I get compensated for the lead generation which i prefer. I hate getting bombarded with too many leads at once. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:11 JST
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@Jonny @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup So you basically got exiled. I'd be pissed too. Go work for a competitor. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:11 JST
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@DC5FAN @koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
My commission went up too 10% and I penned a marketing deal with the owner. I get $100 for every lead that our website/internet presence generates after 20 leads that comes in per month. Historically that has been $1,000/month but google changed its algorithm and the economy is slow -
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Horntoise (koropokkur@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:12 JST
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they fired you for not getting the jab? -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:12 JST
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@koropokkur @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup yes. But they let stay on as an outside salesman working from home. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:13 JST
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@DC5FAN @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup
Why am I angry?
Because I got kicked out of my office job salary/commission position after all my favorite people in real life got vaccinated. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:14 JST
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@Jonny @givenup @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp Why? -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:15 JST
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@givenup @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN
Before the Covid lockdown I was 217 pounds. I started working out like a mad man and went on a keto diet. I got down too 180 and basically stayed at that weight. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:15 JST
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@Jonny @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN if i quit chewin' tobacco
i feel like i'd need one of them bags you punch cuz i'm angry azll the time. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:15 JST
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@givenup @Captain80s @Highroehler @HockeyDoxie @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN
I also became angry all the time after covid. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:16 JST
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@givenup @Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp At least you learned not to. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:16 JST
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@DC5FAN @Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp i'm very mcuh a light weight, i got drunk off a bottle of wine a while back. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:17 JST
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@Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @givenup Yeah. That's the Universe telling you that you need a change. Liquor seems like the answer at first but in the end it's nothing but problems. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:17 JST
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@DC5FAN @Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp i once drank a whole bottle of 80 proof vodka straight, the next thing i knew i woke up smelling like vomit and fish tank water. -
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Weed B Gone (dc5fan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:17 JST
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@givenup @Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp That's like everyday for real alcoholics. -
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givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:17 JST
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@DC5FAN @Jonny @HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp well i only did it once, i was sore for several days and i have no idea why. -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:18 JST
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@HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup
Mean Jonny is a new development, I never used too be mean, but then again I never used too be a pass out drinker either -
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Jonny (jonny@annihilation.social)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:19 JST
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@HockeyDoxie @Captain80s @Highroehler @Tactical @UnCL3 @lord_nougat @Clapp @DC5FAN @givenup
F.
My only fun in life is drinking and yelling at you gize. -
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HockeyDoxie (hockeydoxie@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 15:25:19 JST
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Time to find a new hobby because I'm keeping you on my prayer list until you quit drinking for good. I only like fun drunks. You get too mean when you drink.
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