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My husband told me I'm the most utilitarian person he knows. I consider that quite a compliment, but I'm also a bit unsettled that he doesn't know any dudes he would consider more utilitarian-minded than his retarded little wife.
But then I look around and it's like... he's probably not wrong?
And that's awful?
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@UnCL3 @DMA @mackya I've noticed women tend to bake at home but men tend to bake commercially.
As an average/petite sized woman who baked commercially for several years this makes sense to me. It is physically demanding work and all equipment is sized for average build males.
Anecdotally... I've been doing "all the things" in the kitchen since before my solid memory even really begins. Was developing my own recipes and honing techniques/processes by the time I was 10.
Most people tell me I make the best *everything* and they're not lying. I have a gift for it. An obvious God-given talent.
But when it comes to teaching other people how to make what I make, scaled for production and to a very exacting standard... men are better at it. It's just how it is. They pick it up quick and throw it down RIGHT.
I trained my younger brother to pick up some of my production work for a while when he didn't have other work lined up and I needed help, and he absolutely crushed it. Better within a couple weeks than the girls I'd trained for months. :acat:
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almost all women can cook. about hf of men can cook.
but the very best cooks are all men
on any bell curve, you see men at the tails
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@mackya @KittyTantrum There are male bakers. Just an observation. Most husbands don’t bake. They bbq very well.
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@DMA @mackya @KittyTantrum All the old "family tradition" bake shops I've been to that I can recall had male bakers.
Another friend of mein here bakes exceptionally well. AND does all the cooking at his house. I have heard from him that it goes leik:
"Jim, do you want a grilled cheese sandwich? GREAT! Make me one, too! Thanks!"
My wife and I share cooking duties, and as you say, >< 60% of my cooking is outside. She does the inside stuff mostly, and ALL the baking. I typically gain an extra 10-12 pounds at Christmas because she'll bake 3-4 days straight.
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Men do not know how to bake.
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@UnCL3 @Mister_Sunshine @KittyTantrum @s2208 @mackya @DMA She's Mexican, but she's White enough 😏
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they call that “castiza”
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@Mister_Sunshine @KittyTantrum @s2208 @mackya @DMA This here one climbed a couple points up the ladder for the way she handled nigger criticism of seezinins' to a solid 8
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@KittyTantrum @s2208 @mackya @DMA Almost all the women on cooking shows are ugly pigs tbh.
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@UnCL3 @KittyTantrum @s2208 @mackya @DMA Giada is the only attractive woman TV chef I can think of. Ever. Not that I have TV, so I don't really know what the current ones look like. That Rachel one is fat. Julia Childs looked like a fairytale Giant that came from a cave or something.
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@s2208 @mackya @DMA @UnCL3 I think even if a woman can arguably produce a better dish, stature and other aspects of her femininity naturally impede attainment of what could be considered greatness. We are built for greatness within the familial and domestic sphere, not the public eye.
No coincidence that famous female culinary personalities are always propped up by teams of men, and/or tend to be big and bulldyke-ish.
Not meant to be Great Chef. Meant to be Great Grandmother. :heartss:
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@Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 @KittyTantrum @s2208 @mackya @DMA Giant head, tiny body, Trex arms 4/10
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she’s ideally proportioned
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this is attractive to me.
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@Aly @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 @s2208 @mackya @DMA fugging
can't unsee this now
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@KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 @s2208 @mackya @DMA Not photoshopped
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@s2208 @mackya @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 Doompa-dee-do
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big head
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yes, under 5’
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She looks… Weird. Lol is she really short?
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son: 5’5”
daughter: 5’3”
ex wife: 5’0”
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@matty @grizzlywhisker @mackya @s2208 @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 Shawt guise are qute too 🌷✨💖
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@Aly @matty @grizzlywhisker @mackya @s2208 @DMA @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 My younger bro is my height and he got him a cute little wife.
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@KittyTantrum @Aly @matty @grizzlywhisker @mackya @s2208 @DMA @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 There is no greater hell for a man than not being taller than his sister(s) and mother. Your brother has my sympathy.
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A woman that's shorter than me? Holy shit
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@grizzlywhisker @mackya @s2208 @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 4'7"
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@s2208 @grizzlywhisker @mackya @matty @Aly @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @UnCL3 Very close bullet dodge for your son, is he done growing? Or is there still time for improvement for him?
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no, that’s it. he’s finished growing taller. on the other hand, he has tall energy
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She's mexican.
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call in the expert!
@Humpleupagus
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Lol is she really ? she dont look like it
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Castiza.
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lol no humpleupagus NO
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She's not my type though. She looks like a skinny version of my wife's bitch aunt. 😒
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Does you're wife's bitch aunt mock seesun niggers?
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No. She's just bitch and acts all fat.
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Sister-aunt 😒
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@Humpleupagus @n3f_X @SKracket @mackya @s2208 @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @Sal_Equis @UnCL3 I thought spics like to keep it in the family based on the amount of them that got arrested for being pedos
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@Humpleupagus @n3f_X @SKracket @mackya @s2208 @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @Sal_Equis @UnCL3 meh.. she would fit just fine .. many points for attitude , and not ugly
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This is her now. They age quickly.
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*Romneo
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It is where Romney's dad fled.
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@Humpleupagus @SKracket @mackya @n3f_X @s2208 @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @Sal_Equis @UnCL3 God damn hump is a mexican Mormon
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She looks like my wife's bitch aunts daughter. 😒
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@Humpleupagus @SKracket @mackya @n3f_X @s2208 @DMA @KittyTantrum @Mister_Sunshine @Sal_Equis @UnCL3 lmao.. mexican time bomb ,indeed
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@brokeassredneck @Humpleupagus @SKracket @mackya @n3f_X @s2208 @DMA @KittyTantrum @Sal_Equis @UnCL3 It's all fun and games until you wake up married to an old Mexican Woman 10 years after you married this.
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It's true. Her sister looks like this though.
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lol u r fckin crazy mang
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Fuck no. We don't even talk. Her and her daughters disowned me long ago after they publicly accused me "body shaming" for posting the meme below on Facebook, to which I responded.... "why are all of you taking this so personally?"
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o and guess what your wifes bitch aunt is gonna have to move into your spare bedroom ...