Notices by BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social), page 2

@fesshole Good for you. I'd do exactly the same.

@fesshole EIther a) your PE teacher was avoiding getting sued or b) he thought you were an arsehole and was quite happy you were skipping the class.

My PE teachers thought I was a lazy arse and after the first couple of years could never be bothered trying to get me to either figuratively or literally show up to class.

In fairness, they were right.

@fesshole The mess is part of the fun. My kids love it - no adults telling them they have to use a knife and fork properly. Tasty, too.

@fesshole You're a fucking child.

@fesshole Talk to your spouse!

And get a bidet!

@fesshole You're both terrible people.

@fesshole You deserve to be miserable

@fesshole Don't lie to your kids.

@fesshole Got to be the Milky bar Kid.

@fesshole Don't feel bad - I'm sure the owner wouldn't mind.

And it makes up for the time I chased the owner of a lost wallet halfway across London having found it on a train and tracked him down via Li and didn't even get a thank you.

I took neither the cash, nor the Chelsea season ticket, either.

@fesshole Thinking ahead. Just so long as you don't tell them as you go and thereby somehow hasten events, I think this is quite sweet. In a way.

@fesshole Tbh - I can totally relate. I used to find it really stressful so I stopped. If someone offered, I'd just politely say 'no, thank you' and make myself one later until everyone just stopped asking.

@fesshole My phone has a light up screen, dude.

@fesshole Wtf is PGL?

@fesshole Lol. Same. My wife noticed - no one else. Apparently they all wished me a happy birthday.

@sand Problem is that they don't care enough about *their job* to actually proof-read their clarifications.

It goes to print today, btw. Well, it's supposed to.

Why do I fucking bother asking for clarity from my client?

And just in case you're wondering, English is their first language. I mean, they're from up North but, still.

#Design #FML

@fesshole You can buy a clarinet mute if it bothers you so much.

Also fuck you. There are very few things more worthwhile in life than learning and playing music. To take that from someone is incredibly selfish.

@fesshole So she's not noticed the money you spent on the bicycle, nor has she noticed you owning or even riding said bicycle?

Honestly, think you're in the clear.

@fesshole I have to buy a new set every year. Did this weekend, in fact. Genuinely don't know what happens to them.