Notices by BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)

@fesshole Nah. Your kid just hates you. Perhaps because you think he's a 'dickhead'.

@fesshole 5 to 8 grand a year? How much of a reward did you expect?

@fesshole For a whole week? No-one's going to believe that obvious lie. You'd be better off faking actual COVID.

@fesshole Honestly, if my neurologist did this to me, I suspect I'd find it pretty funny. Depends on the situation. And would make a great pub story.

@fesshole Worse, you might not get out.

@fesshole It's "that's how oblivious I will be" I assume, as your story is written in the future.

@fesshole You'd better fucking go, OP - to not would be utter cowardice. Come back here and tell us about it, too.

@fesshole I've not a clue what OP is on about but nothing about it wants me to like football any more than I do, which is very little.

@fesshole Cocaine and Herbalife - very similar business models. Both are less profitable 'down-line'.

@fesshole Get the curbs dropped next.

@fesshole If you're flushing baby wipes, I'm sort of glad this happened to you.

@fesshole Relatable. If Desdemona died, I reloaded.

@fesshole literally drag yourself out of bed and hand them a card. If you're out, then yes, tape a card to the bin lid.

@fesshole Lol. I think I'm the BiL in this fess.

I'm really not that allergic, tbh.

@fesshole I am 100% doing this next time the parcel is for my wife and she's at work.

@fesshole You don't know that. It might be in your eulogy.

@fesshole That would be a selection bias. #knowyourfallacy

@fesshole You'd fucking love Bluey. The shite we watched as kids was mostly utter bollocks in comparison. See also Hey Duggee.

@fesshole As long as you're reading to him, fine. You however, need to cut that shit out for your own sanity.

@fesshole it's up there, NGL. 😊