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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 07:28:59 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Neurologist here. Years ago one of our patients had a brief loss of consciousness. When he woke up, I told him it was 3 years later. Our head nurse added "and your wife has left you."

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     Jes (jesticulated@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 07:36:24 JST Jes

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     @fesshole Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

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     GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 07:56:08 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Yeah, sure. Either this didn't happen or you're an asshole.

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     BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 05:52:54 JST BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺

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     @fesshole Honestly, if my neurologist did this to me, I suspect I'd find it pretty funny. Depends on the situation. And would make a great pub story.

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     Cadence (cadence022@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 21-Dec-2025 06:10:10 JST Cadence

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     @fesshole and you still have your license because ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...