{"generator":"GNU social 2.0.2-dev","title":"Conversation","totalItems":5,"items":[{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/cadence022","displayName":"Cadence","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-stream.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-mini.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"375144"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/theme\/gnusocialjp\/default-avatar-profile.png","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/png","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"I am Cadence, sometimes known as the Cadence Collective. Plural, blind. I enjoy many things, including singing, writing, listening to music, and playing the occasional video game. they\/them pronouns. Blogger, youtube content creator. feel free to reach out.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@cadence022","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"cadence022","displayName":"Cadence","note":"I am Cadence, sometimes known as the Cadence Collective. Plural, blind. I enjoy many things, including singing, writing, listening to music, and playing the occasional video game. they\/them pronouns. Blogger, youtube content creator. feel free to reach out."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> and you still have your license because ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/cadence022\/statuses\/115753943272039865","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/cadence022\/statuses\/115753943272039865","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> and you still have your license because ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@cadence022\/115753943272039865","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115748556339627828","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115748556339627828"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-19:objectType=thread:nonce=ee1197d23552ba89","notice_info":{"local_id":"11755163","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-20T21:10:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@cadence022\/115753943272039865"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BonehouseWasps","displayName":"BoneHouseWasps\ud83d\udd36\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/95891-original-tmp20250130201025.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/95891-96-20250131115826.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/95891-48-20250130235840.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/95891-24-20250131115826.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"95891"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/95891-96-20250131115826.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one. Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.Martial artist (but not one of &#39;those ones&#39;). Kung fu, Tai Chi, etc.Bass player. New music.\ud83e\udd18 Elegant geezer. The opposite of &#39;woke&#39; is &#39;cunt&#39;. Bournemouth, UK. \ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7 \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa \ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BonehouseWasps","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"BonehouseWasps","displayName":"BoneHouseWasps\ud83d\udd36\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7\ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one. Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.Martial artist (but not one of &#39;those ones&#39;). Kung fu, Tai Chi, etc.Bass player. New music.\ud83e\udd18 Elegant geezer. The opposite of &#39;woke&#39; is &#39;cunt&#39;. Bournemouth, UK. \ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7 \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa \ud83d\uddfa\ufe0f"}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Honestly, if my neurologist did this to me, I suspect I'd find it pretty funny. Depends on the situation. And would make a great pub story.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BonehouseWasps\/statuses\/115753874363610011","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/BonehouseWasps\/statuses\/115753874363610011","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Honestly, if my neurologist did this to me, I suspect I'd find it pretty funny. Depends on the situation. And would make a great pub story.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BonehouseWasps\/115753874363610011","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115748556339627828","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115748556339627828"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-19:objectType=thread:nonce=ee1197d23552ba89","notice_info":{"local_id":"11755068","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-20T20:52:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@BonehouseWasps\/115753874363610011"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-original-tmp20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":120,"height":120},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-48-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-24-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"16083"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/16083-96-20221102213059.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"Eetschrijver","displayName":"GJ Groothedde \ud83c\uddea\ud83c\uddfa","note":"Europ\u00e9en en Limousin. Auteur &#39;Weg van de supermarkt&#39; en &#39;het Antidieetboek&#39;. Schrijft en vertaalt, vaak in opdracht. Was gemeenteraadslid in Pittoresk Eetschrijversdorpje (F). Heet voluit Gerrit Jan (negen letters, \u00e9\u00e9n spatie, geen streepje). Volgt wanneer leuke interactie ontstaat. Opgeheven vingertjes mogen in een dijk of in een ander donker gat. I am a food writer and translator living my best life in France. I post mainly in Dutch, respond in other languages. No replies in timeline=block."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Yeah, sure. Either this didn't happen or you're an asshole.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115748685044320570","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/Eetschrijver\/statuses\/115748685044320570","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> Yeah, sure. Either this didn't happen or you're an asshole.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Eetschrijver\/115748685044320570","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115748556339627828","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115748556339627828"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-19:objectType=thread:nonce=ee1197d23552ba89","notice_info":{"local_id":"11749410","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-19T22:56:08+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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tomorrow!<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@Jesticulated\/115748604925895486","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115748556339627828","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115748556339627828"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-19:objectType=thread:nonce=ee1197d23552ba89","notice_info":{"local_id":"11749340","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-19T22:36:24+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social 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Years ago one of our patients had a brief loss of consciousness. When he woke up, I told him it was 3 years later. Our head nurse added \"and your wife has left you.\"<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-23:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115748556339627828","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/115748556339627828","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Neurologist here. Years ago one of our patients had a brief loss of consciousness. When he woke up, I told him it was 3 years later. Our head nurse added \"and your wife has left you.\"<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115748556339627828","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2025-12-19:objectType=thread:nonce=ee1197d23552ba89","notice_info":{"local_id":"11749288","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2025-12-19T22:28:59+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/115748556339627828"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/5972190","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}