Notices by Man of Sand (sand@mindly.social)

Always get in a good cry in when I skip my meds and watch Bluey.

#mentalhealth #depression #parenting #adulting #bluey

Banned from Reddit again!

2nd time in 2 months.

Their lazy auto-mods just picking out key words and phrases with no context. Trouble for a funny guy like me 😇😅

And with META donating 1MILLION to Trump, seems like there are fewer and fewer viable social media platforms to get behind…

Maybe it’s time to log off for good.

#socialmedia #facebook #reddit #instagram

I responded to someone's email just seconds after I received it. Like less than a minute.

I asked a quick question

It's been over half an hour and I haven't gotten a response.

Kill me.

I could totally fall asleep at my desk right now.

I’m tempting fate by closing my eyes for a few seconds at a time.

3pm… Friday. Hhhhuuuuugh

#adulting

I'm just getting over Extended Black Friday deals. Now I'm getting hammered with Boxing Day deals

I have no more money.

I'm poor.

Stop targeting me.

Also, Retailers raising prices right before offering % discounts should be illegal

#blackfriday #boxingday #retail #retailtherapy #adulting

FUCK THIS!

I’m gonna need stronger anti-depressants.

#49ers #NFL

Man, fuck Purdy, fuck Deebo.

All season Purdy has been late or long on his throws. He relies on superstars like Kittle to make acrobatic catches to make up for his poor accuracy

and Deebo. Mr 71 MILLION - too busy complaining on the internet than making actual catches during the game.

This season… fuck.

#49ers #NFL #FOOTBALL #TNF #RAMS

Deebo Samuel getting booed off the field by the home crowd. Yikes!!!

#49ers #NFL #football #rams #TNF

Despite the 3-0 score, this game has been entertaining to watch.

#49ers #TNF #Rams #NFL #FOOTBALL

@amiserabilist @MAJ1

Sorry I thought if I cheered for you enthusiastically it might help, but I realise now it just seemed rude. What I meant to say is.... I hope you are feeling better. 😊

*Wonder Woman deflecting bullets gif which is Paul battling a cold*

Speaking of winter… check these must-have Croc accessories!

I already have 11 packages in transit…

#toronto #weather #crocs #adulting

@RickiTarr And then they act like the victim when they get asked to pay their fair share.

In addition to the freezing temps, wind gusts are up to 65kmh / 40mph

Meaning the garbage bins I rolled out to the curb last night and all their contents have toppled and spread all across my street 🙃

Toronto Raccoons rejoice! 🦝

#toronto #ontario #weather #wind #deepfreeze #raccoon

First deep freeze of the season here. Feels like -15c (5f). We are layered up this morning in the office 😅😜

#toronto #weather #adulting

I just Googled "Bill Belichick's Girlfriend"

72 y/o man with a 24y/o woman.

I regret it 🤢

We return now to our regularly scheduled downward spiral LOL

#BillBelichick #JordonHudson #Patriots

OOH LaSenza has a sale... Don't go through my browser history. I'm shopping for my wife... yeah that's it

The problem with teaching your kid that they can do ‘anything’ is that when they are feeling ambitious, you as a parent have to teach them ‘everything’

Like my 7y/o wants to enter a writing contest at school. Guess who’s gonna have to teach her how? 😎

#parenting #dadlife #adulting #ageing

All the CSI is just to tie the story together:

* This ID is the one used to check into the hostel

* This silenced pistol matches the one that made these spent shell casings found at the scene

* This manifesto gives motive

If he had gotten rid of that evidence, it would be harder to make a case.

2/N

Me: Why am I yawning so much?

Time: Have you had your 3pm coffee?

Me: D'oh!

I'm having trouble with English today.

During a fundraising campaign, it's common to show the progress of money raised compared to the total donation goal.

Do you call that a Fundraising Thermometer?

I need examples but everything I find online is related to weather / temperature.

Help 😩