My wife just told me an incredibly salacious secret about her best mate. Before she told me, she swore me to absolute secrecy. I mean she really stressed that I wasn't to breathe a word to a living soul. My fess is that I immediately texted all the details to the lads group chat
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 23:25:08 JST Fesshole 🧻
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BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺 (bonehousewasps@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 23:33:59 JST BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺
@fesshole You're both terrible people.
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺 (eetschrijver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-May-2025 23:49:52 JST GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺
@fesshole You could have reduced your fess to four words by writing "I'm an untrustworthy asshole".
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