Notices by jordan (jordan@sometimes.social)

@skinnylatte oh I like ham and thick swiss and cold bacon on a bagel

@skinnylatte I feel like it’s very Bay Area to be easily impressed by everything. Everything is brilliant, everything is revolutionary, everyone is going to get rich next week.

@annika https://sslip.io/ is still a thing tho

@skinnylatte LOL not in my experience, I've been working from Chicago with a bunch of SF people for a while now and generally they are just waking up around the time I am starting to think about lunch

@skinnylatte oooh what are you doing that you need a particular FireWire chipset?

Skin so dry that Paul Atriedes just wandered out on to my forearm to die

Kid is in that awkward stage between "has noticeable body odor" and "cares that he has noticeable body odor"

@annika In addition to these things, I also have a laminator

@badnetmask Philosophically not too different, except that the whole set of ACLs for the network is defined centrally in one document, and it is as if the switch is enforcing the ACL rather than each host doing it themselves

@badnetmask Not everything has to have access to everything else within a tailnet, you can write an ACL to permit host A to only access port X on host B for example

February in Chicago and the oranges are in bloom

@skinnylatte I hate that San Francisco bread, and every sandwich shop across the nation grabs a loaf of the crappiest version of it when they want to "fancy up" a sandwich

At this point, if I see a startup job that's not remote, and the company isn't working on something physical, I assume it's run by fools who like to waste money

Maybe the fact that you need $30 million for a spare Bluesky to be viable is a sign that it's not the technology you should be trying to billionaire-proof

Like I don't know how you get more billionaire proof than a bunch of little city-states filled with freaky little goblins, many of which are run by people motivated by things other than money

It's weird that a bunch of people that definitely know ActivityPub exists want $30 million to build a second "billionaire-proof" Bluesky, right?

@skinnylatte I would be so hungry all the time if I worked at an aquarium

@vaurora Really think WoW has it right with airships that constantly do a circuit of major cities

Be the uncle that brings weed to the family function that you want to see in the world

@eblu