Notices by Nanoraptor (nanoraptor@bitbang.social)

Cable fell into my office moss, and now it looks like it's USB powered.

LGBT - Low-latency Gigabit Bus Transfer

LGBTQIA+ its more compatible cousin, Low-latency Gigabit Bus Transfer/Queued Interconnect Architecture v2s

1960s: the computer when programmed correctly can perform trillions of operations without a single mistake:

Pentium fdiv bug era: in some rare cases excel may let a bug in the CPU slip past.

LLM era: we rolled 6x10E9 dice and days have 37 hours, finger count is random, your files were deleted lol.

I believe it’s time to make a conscious change to one little part of the shit I post and think.

I don’t think I can joke that bodies are a mistake any more.

In part because accepting, enjoying and loving my own existence - body and all - really fucking pisses off just the folk I want it to.

Nintendo was founded closer to the founding of the USA than to its destruction.

Torment Nexus™️LLC - the professionals choice.

It’s time to simplify shift patterns.

What’s your most important contribution to internet culture (big or small! No small is too small when it comes to people) - The one that you remember the most or means the most to people important to you?

"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as syringes, examination tables, cotton wool, and nursing staff..."

Reviewers noted that while Vim for Gameboy featured one of the deepest command systems on the platform, its soundtrack consisted primarily prolonged silence punctuated with occasional terrifying beeps.

@foone Ahh! a little hunting online shows all

Thirty years. 1996 to 2026.

Please don’t ask whose it was.

90% legacy spaghetti code, an underfunded documentation team and all releases have weird bespoke hardware.

I give you the human body.

Awww. My older sis moved to this quieter town and had been enjoying the quiet but wondered what the hell the pumphouse was. Every night the fricken pumphouse sound at all ungodly hours all through the night. midnight, 2am, 4am, middle of the morning the frickin' pumphouse.

It's her heartbeat.

@Theosoreass good drugs gave me an adamantium skeleton. I am now wolverine :D.

them: feminising HRT will turn your skeleton to chalk! you'll crumble to dust!

me age 55, reading my bone density report...

T-score: +2.0 (2 standard deviations over the average healthy young adult)

skeleton: would you like to hear about my diversified hydroxyapatite investment portfolio?

AND after half a year on a notoriously bone-lossy GnRH inhibitor.

PowerPC 601.

Want that starburst colour/shape/pattern on my bass.

What is the platonic ideal of an IC package? or an SMT component?

The ideal LED shape? Those most True and Correct LCD elements?

I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE OPINIONS

The mastodon guide to coffee:

"Would you like to... come up for coffee"

"Is this a euphemism for physical intimacy, in that case yes. If it's coffee? .... honestly also yes. If there's a surprise third option, what the hell, yes"