Notices by Captain Arepa (captain_arepa@moar.cachapa.xyz)

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Deadline for delivery is 7 weeks away, if they're seeking new developers right now it means it's on fucking fire.

Aaaaaand I had to decline the offer. It's a fixed-term project, it's on fire and it's related to election hardware.

No thank you.

RE: https://moar.cachapa.xyz/notes/a3uhx2w47g

@lunarised@whinge.town it's the curse of modern-day slavery: work or die. Tbh I'll take this first week to relax, I haven't had a proper vacation in more than 10 years. Might not be able to go out a lot, thou, gotta save money 'cause I don't know when I'll get a new job :kanna_sigh:

Morning, fedi :gura_comfy:

Day 1 of being unemployed, and I already want to go postal.

@mint@ryona.agency @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co 1 roll per dayLook like most Americans are full of shit, 'cause I don't even use 1 per month (I have a bidet).

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Thank you for your advice, I'll stay in the banana shithole instead of migrating to Judíos Aires, lmao

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com wots this?

Ok, now I gotta find a router with gigabit LAN ports, the one I bought months has gigabit for WAN only :facepalm_cirno:

Found out about Mouthwashing, the game referenced by Khyle's latest illustration...

I don't want to even try it. The story sounds good, but mouthwash? Sounds repulsive :akko_weary:

@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club Actually, any Linux distro with any normie-compatible DE will do the trick, lmao

@lain@lain.com Who? :gura_what:

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo @puniko@mk.absturztau.be Noooooooooooo, give me my blister packaging baaaaack! My Lain Nendo (which will be shipped on Q3 2025 anyways) will look like shit!!! :lain_angory:

Translation: we're undergoing yet another purge because of some random nigger kike. Please wait patiently while you get cucked.

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Congratulations :pepe_cheers:

@lina@eientei.org they'd slit each others' throats until they went extinctIf they were truly antisemite they would've slit their own throats and ended their existence centuries ago instead of pilpul'ing everybody and their mother :lain_shrug:

@lina@eientei.org threat*

Brain fart there :akko_derp:

@lina@eientei.org All my given names' etymology points towards me being a quintessential anti-semite and an existential thread to judaism/jewry. I have to live up to them :tanya_salute::shrimpzi:

Life goals: being the most anti-jew/anti-zionist/anti-semitic being to walk on the face of Earth.

My mother got a facial lifting this week and today had to go to the hospital for a checkup. She asked the doctor if I could be a candidate for something and he said that, since I got a deviated septum, severe sinusitis and genetic predisposition to rosacea (rhinophyma), I'm a good candidate for a rhinoplasty.

What a polite way to say "better get a nose job before it becomes a fucking red carbuncle in your 50s" :asui_what:

Here's a fixed version (no Israel) :lain_heh: