@jeffowski #ALT4you Image of a post by Aria Vergil and a response. Text of the post is: "Ohhhhh why do the people in this foreign country live 15 years longer than us? Maybe it's all the olives/fish/rice/nuts/etc they eat!"
It's because going to a doctor there costs like $6. That's it. Mystery solved. Turns out people live longer if their 70th birthday isn't locked behind a pay wall.
Text of the response is: "70th birthday isn't locked behind a pay wall" is the best phrasing I've ever heard.