Notices by Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)

I’m not afraid of the power grid failing because I modded a Peloton to power a generator and I have a nearly-complete X-Files VHS box set.

Nothing is more humbling than reading through the beige.party timeline and getting to a really thoughtful post by someone like @RickiTarr and realizing you came through like a human tornado and immediately followed it with some dumb post about low-rise jeans and landing strips.

@tankgrrl 😂🤣😂 This is seriously the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Can someone recreate this dress in an adult size because it's the only thing that has ever made me feel confident and I need something "professional" to appear in court.

And now it's time for another unboxing video!

–Schrödinger

My comfort zone? You mean the weighted blanket in the pillow fort I built under my desk?

Do you like funny people?

I like funny people and one of my most favorite funny people is @StefanThinks, so I'd like to take a moment to recommend him for #FollowFriday.

If you think I’m even remotely funny, you're going to think he's legitimately funny because he is the perfect balance of smart and hilarious and he's the absolute best.

Working on my shrine to Raymond Pettibon.

@LRRRonEarth I’m still bitter that MASTODONGS never took off.

@mastodonmigration It is an absolute honor to be classified as "miscellany." 😂

They should have named it Mission: Possible.

I want to go back in time to a year before all of my friends were pregnant and constantly talking about being pregnant.

Oh, to be 12 again.

The people who say Kamala Harris wasn't a good enough candidate to beat Trump are the political equivalent to your typical neckbeard reddit incels nitpicking a woman because they don’t think she's a "perfect 10."

I’m so tired of people on the left saying Trump won because the Democrats didn't choose a strong enough candidate.

The Democrats could have run a Garbage Pail Kid and it STILL would have been a better candidate than Trump.

I’m still upset about the people on the left who withheld their votes leading to Trump ending up with more votes than Harris, but I’m mostly upset about the number of people who actually voted for Trump. How are there so many ignorant/terrible people in this country?

I love dim sum, but I'm really bad at using chopsticks and I’m always dropping things so I guess you dim sum you lose some.

I seriously love it when people like or boost things I posted 1+ years ago and I’m like holy shit did I really put that on the internet?

Proposition to rename Dairy Queen's Blizzard to Dessert Storm.

I’m having such a hard time deciding who to vote for. This decision is almost as hard as the time when I had to decide between Coke or a bottle of Pepsi that someone had used as an ashtray and urinal.

The inventor of the gif and its dumb pronunciation was probably named Geoff.