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   Alice McFlurry :bc: (alice@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 00:39:37 JST Alice McFlurry :bc:

   I’m having such a hard time deciding who to vote for. This decision is almost as hard as the time when I had to decide between Coke or a bottle of Pepsi that someone had used as an ashtray and urinal.

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     eribosot (eribosot@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 13:32:41 JST eribosot

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     @Alice “I look at these people and can't quite believe that they exist. [...] To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. 'Can I interest you in the chicken?' she asks. 'Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?' To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”
     ― David Sedaris

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